Message from @McNukes
Discord ID: 458046483640614912
”Hur dur they ostrasized me” niggnogg you mutulated animals.
The only reason to kill humans is when the Blood God demands sacrifices
Agreed
ALLAHU AKBAR
One cannot ignore the will of Khorne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SAME THIBG
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
DICK FOR THE THOT
Slannesh is better
GODS FOR THE GOD BLOOD
THRONES FOR THE THRONE-SKULL
is this warhammer 40k
@McNukes
Go contract nurgle's rot you hedonistic bastard
Cuz I don’t know shit about the game
Games*
**I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION**
*VULKAN LIVES*
***I WANT TO BOOP DE SNOOT***
okay Manlygamer
if you want a good series to binge to give you the
40k for dummies perspective
go watch bruva alfabusa's "if the emperor had a text to speech device" series
Lol
It plays fast and loose with the canon at times
but it's good fun
thankerino
TTS is best shit
BASICALLY
your TL;DR
it's the 41st millenium, the universe has gone to absolute shit
Yeah?
a few millenia ago the god-emperor of mankind rose up from ~~Earth~~ HOLY TERRA and united all the colonies of mankind which had been lost around the stars
goals
he had 30 genetially engineer super-sons who were kidnapped at birth, he got 28 of them back (the other two are [[redacted]])
one of his sons pulled a judas and when all was said and done half of the primarchs (the sons) were dead or missing and the emperor was on a life-support throne, slowly decaying
it's now 10,000 years later
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Batul Brothas!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
everythign sucks even more