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2018-06-17 23:14:43 UTC  

a few millenia ago the god-emperor of mankind rose up from ~~Earth~~ HOLY TERRA and united all the colonies of mankind which had been lost around the stars

2018-06-17 23:14:54 UTC  

goals

2018-06-17 23:15:00 UTC  

he had 30 genetially engineer super-sons who were kidnapped at birth, he got 28 of them back (the other two are [[redacted]])

2018-06-17 23:15:23 UTC  

one of his sons pulled a judas and when all was said and done half of the primarchs (the sons) were dead or missing and the emperor was on a life-support throne, slowly decaying

2018-06-17 23:15:26 UTC  

it's now 10,000 years later

2018-06-17 23:15:27 UTC  

Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

Batul Brothas!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

2018-06-17 23:15:29 UTC  

everythign sucks even more

2018-06-17 23:15:30 UTC  

Of course this is the edited version taught to young cultists to disgrace the honourable captain. This is the handy work of chaos. This was the original version found at his desk next to a pile of red and black crayons.
There is at our honor, as Blood Ravens, as space marines, and so foolish.
We are the emperor!
If we fight in glory.
We will descend upon the name of our headquarters.
We will descend upon the emperor's fury There is at our door.
We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for our honor, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as space marines,
and devastating defensive deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be lost!
Battle brothers; space prepared to deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the emperor!
If we fight in space, prepared to deep strikes.
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver steel rain.
We fight for multiple simultaneous and we fight for our door.
We are the emperor!
If we will overwhelm them, we shall not die.
No, We fight for our honor, as space marines, and we fight for our battle brothers are stationed in the name of the emperor!

2018-06-17 23:15:33 UTC  

Fuck

2018-06-17 23:15:41 UTC  

must u

2018-06-17 23:15:49 UTC  

Dammit Skeletor

2018-06-17 23:15:51 UTC  

Point is in present day shit sucks and humanity is surrounded on all sides by hostile races

2018-06-17 23:16:08 UTC  

goals

2018-06-17 23:16:11 UTC  

*Boreale did nothing wrong*

2018-06-17 23:16:16 UTC  

alfabusa's series is literally what if the decaying, someone alive but horribly deteriorating emperor was given a TTS device to talk to his chief custodian (guard) again

2018-06-17 23:16:16 UTC  

Sounds like a fun universe tho

2018-06-17 23:16:20 UTC  

I’ll read up

2018-06-17 23:16:26 UTC  

It is fun

2018-06-17 23:16:27 UTC  

and the series from there is the custodian bringing him up to speed on the last 10,000 years

2018-06-17 23:16:37 UTC  

and the emperor's fury at the fact his beuatiful empire is a shithole now

2018-06-17 23:16:46 UTC  

magnus is best character

2018-06-17 23:16:46 UTC  

Don't forget

2018-06-17 23:16:46 UTC  

and a slowly-evolving plot grows from there

2018-06-17 23:16:54 UTC  

It's everyone's fault the universe is fucked

2018-06-17 23:16:56 UTC  

Magnus is a fucking nerd

2018-06-17 23:16:57 UTC  

Including Emps

2018-06-17 23:17:01 UTC  

Ahh okey. Sounds pretty interesting tho.

2018-06-17 23:17:06 UTC  

Watch the remake that I just linked

2018-06-17 23:17:18 UTC  

it's a remake of the episode 1 with the talent busa gained later on in the seires

2018-06-17 23:17:25 UTC  

then go into his channel and find episode 2 and roll from there

2018-06-17 23:17:42 UTC  

and watch the bonus episodes and thre Q&As too, they're all worth it

2018-06-17 23:17:46 UTC  

I have a 40k based discord (135ish members) we can explain if necessary

2018-06-17 23:17:50 UTC  

This series is how I got inot 40k lore it's good shit

2018-06-17 23:17:54 UTC  

Don't forget the podcasts

2018-06-17 23:17:59 UTC  

Ayy! Thanks man.

2018-06-17 23:18:00 UTC  

yeah those

2018-06-17 23:18:03 UTC  

now go binge

2018-06-17 23:18:06 UTC  

Black Templars are best chapter

2018-06-17 23:18:38 UTC  

My favourites are prolly the salamanders