Message from @Insomniac

Discord ID: 460584259678371840


2018-06-24 23:13:42 UTC  

basically California

2018-06-24 23:13:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460583329977073665/USA.jpg

2018-06-24 23:13:51 UTC  

I'm level 19

2018-06-24 23:13:54 UTC  

can I get the kekistan rank back

2018-06-24 23:14:06 UTC  

thanks

2018-06-24 23:14:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460583462307364880/Ping_Discordapp_GIF-downsized_large.gif

2018-06-24 23:14:17 UTC  

A one-image summary of the political entity of Canada:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460583474818973718/Canada_summarized.jpg

2018-06-24 23:14:29 UTC  

also yeah Canada not being part of the states is something that's only not happened cause we're not a threat

2018-06-24 23:14:34 UTC  
2018-06-24 23:14:43 UTC  

@King Canuck and the British Empire

2018-06-24 23:14:59 UTC  

@King Canuck We tried, but the fucking Brits cockblocked us

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460583650795454474/Annexation_Bill_of_1866.gif

2018-06-24 23:14:59 UTC  

that too

2018-06-24 23:15:09 UTC  

I'm going to pretend that I'm offended by the ping

2018-06-24 23:15:13 UTC  

We tried with the Fenian Raids

2018-06-24 23:15:16 UTC  

the Alaska Purchase

2018-06-24 23:15:19 UTC  

Wow fuck Canada amirite guys?

2018-06-24 23:15:22 UTC  

the Annexation Bill of 1866

2018-06-24 23:15:31 UTC  

and those were just the soft power tactics

2018-06-24 23:15:53 UTC  

not even our direct invasion attempts in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812

2018-06-24 23:16:47 UTC  

or the fact that the Union during the Civil War straight up added a verse to Yankee Doodle that went "Secession first he would put down / Wholly and forever / Then aftewards from Britain's crown / He Canada would sever"

2018-06-24 23:17:24 UTC  
2018-06-24 23:17:25 UTC  

The UK outright feared the prospect of a victorious union spinning its guns around 180 degrees to point north immediately after the war

2018-06-24 23:17:48 UTC  

We needed to manifest that destiny boyo

2018-06-24 23:17:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460584382596513794/annex.jpg

2018-06-24 23:18:31 UTC  

Someone tell Justin Trudeau that Manifest Destiny is an annexation of peace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460584538024706048/annexation_of_peace.png

2018-06-24 23:19:04 UTC  

lol

2018-06-24 23:19:06 UTC  

WHO THE FUCK PUT SWEDEN UP THERE

2018-06-24 23:19:17 UTC  

excuse me

2018-06-24 23:19:23 UTC  

WHOMST'VE

2018-06-24 23:19:32 UTC  

canada is just a runaway state
change my mind

2018-06-24 23:19:57 UTC  

Canada's historically filled to the brim with former British loyalists

2018-06-24 23:20:05 UTC  

which gave rise to a distinctly anti-American culture

2018-06-24 23:20:27 UTC  

And a distinctly anti-republican culture that put it at odds with most of the rest of the Americas

2018-06-24 23:20:37 UTC  

along with the human garbage known as the quebecois

2018-06-24 23:20:49 UTC  

There's a reason they were never invited to the Rio Pact

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460585115987476482/Rio_Pact_members.png

2018-06-24 23:20:58 UTC  

woke

2018-06-24 23:21:14 UTC  

Dude are you a history buff or something?

2018-06-24 23:21:27 UTC  

And a reason they weren't among the founding members of the OAS

2018-06-24 23:21:31 UTC  

my god I always learn something when you talk about this

2018-06-24 23:21:57 UTC  

me_irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/460585402022100992/3_drinks_later.jpg