Message from @Alphonsus

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2018-05-13 03:43:12 UTC  

Made me lol

2018-05-13 03:43:50 UTC  

Good

2018-05-13 03:44:00 UTC  

Imagine having sex with someone and waking up not sure whether or not either of you wanted to have sex

2018-05-13 03:44:01 UTC  

I've fucked a fat bitch in my day

2018-05-13 03:44:06 UTC  

^

2018-05-13 03:44:34 UTC  

u guys have the big gay disease now

2018-05-13 03:44:40 UTC  

@dirt flakes
That is what equality looks like.

2018-05-13 03:45:03 UTC  

I remember coming home after a frat party without a girl then doing a power hour and waking up inside a fat bitch

2018-05-13 03:45:12 UTC  

Hahahhahah

2018-05-13 03:45:32 UTC  

She wandered into my dorm apparently and fucked me in my sleep

2018-05-13 03:45:36 UTC  

Chad af huh

2018-05-13 03:45:45 UTC  

#metoo

2018-05-13 03:45:51 UTC  

<:cringe:402359483117862932>

2018-05-13 03:45:57 UTC  

Anyone ever heard of Lars Mittank?

2018-05-13 03:46:11 UTC  

Sounds like a swedecuck

2018-05-13 03:46:12 UTC  

Nope

2018-05-13 03:46:18 UTC  

Sounds like a Pokémon

2018-05-13 03:46:30 UTC  

He has been missing for over three years.

2018-05-13 03:46:34 UTC  

Sounds like a Nintendo Wii character

2018-05-13 03:46:44 UTC  

Wait that’s sef a Pokémon

2018-05-13 03:46:59 UTC  

I think I caught him on go

2018-05-13 03:47:16 UTC  

Ah nbd

2018-05-13 03:47:34 UTC  

They lose foreigners all the time in EU

2018-05-13 03:47:39 UTC  

@Alphonsus im watching a dark5 video with that in it rn

2018-05-13 03:48:10 UTC  

They literally cannot prosecute Muslims because imams will create a ruckus

2018-05-13 03:48:51 UTC  

Sounds spooky

2018-05-13 03:49:41 UTC  

Then of course there's the Flannan Isles Lighthouse situation.

2018-05-13 03:50:23 UTC  

What's with all the spookyposting

2018-05-13 03:50:57 UTC  

Three keepers vanished, recorded a heavy storm in the log that the nearby mainland didn't see or experience, and their coats were still there, and their meals were layed out on the tables when replacements arrived.

2018-05-13 03:52:00 UTC  

fucking hell the 3rd one

2018-05-13 03:52:15 UTC  

8 year old girl in kuala lumpur was dragged into a van

2018-05-13 03:52:27 UTC  

when they found her body the autoposy revealed shed been kept alive and tortured for a month

2018-05-13 03:53:54 UTC  

FUCK the 4th one

2018-05-13 03:53:57 UTC  

the eternal w*man

2018-05-13 03:54:59 UTC  

Nig

2018-05-13 03:55:04 UTC  

Cleveland

2018-05-13 03:55:21 UTC  

The women were kept alive for 10 years

2018-05-13 03:55:26 UTC  

Fed zogchow