You should change your gender on the fly to take advantage, yes.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/argentinian-man-legally-changes-gender-so-he-can-allegedly-retire-sooner.html

women, retire 5 years earlier?

@PurpleFyrus THat's a shame

thats a thing?

```
“His conviction is that it is unfair that, because he is a man, he has to work five years more than a woman,” the relative said.```

yeah

they do

wow

about 4 years earlier I think

government basically stating "wamen are weaker"

which is true

but i mean, cmon gov, AINT PROGRESSIVE NO MO?

Simple: Get rid of social security.

right?

His LAWYER advised him to do it.

exactly

tired of paying 24% of my pay check for something i'll never live to see

i plan to die at age 45, because reasons

i want to go swimming in a volcano

He should sue everyone accusing him of abusing the system.

That's gonna be painful

not

if you have nerve damage

and can't feel pain

"No known neuropathy!"

You can't really swim in lava. It has about the same density as rock.

You won't sink in.

way

to kill

my dreams

Falling into lava would be like falling over rocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp4DOB3-H30

OLD

durrrr no shit it's old

ive never seen

ty for sharing

old as your fucking meme avatar

it's a golden moment

You can get a similar death though: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/08/man-seen-falling-into-yellowstone-geyser-presumed-dead-officials-say.html

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