Message from @PurpleFyrus
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but my application got rejected instantly
You should change your gender on the fly to take advantage, yes.
women, retire 5 years earlier?
@PurpleFyrus THat's a shame
thats a thing?
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“His conviction is that it is unfair that, because he is a man, he has to work five years more than a woman,” the relative said.```
yeah
they do
wow
about 4 years earlier I think
government basically stating "wamen are weaker"
which is true
but i mean, cmon gov, AINT PROGRESSIVE NO MO?
Simple: Get rid of social security.
right?
His LAWYER advised him to do it.
exactly
tired of paying 24% of my pay check for something i'll never live to see
i plan to die at age 45, because reasons
He should sue everyone accusing him of abusing the system.
That's gonna be painful
not
if you have nerve damage
and can't feel pain
"No known neuropathy!"
You can't really swim in lava. It has about the same density as rock.
You won't sink in.
way
to kill
my dreams
Falling into lava would be like falling over rocks.
OLD
durrrr no shit it's old
ive never seen
ty for sharing
old as your fucking meme avatar
it's a golden moment
You can get a similar death though: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/08/man-seen-falling-into-yellowstone-geyser-presumed-dead-officials-say.html