Message from @Merku

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2018-07-03 05:05:18 UTC  

well I'm not worried about an alien invasion for water or slaves or anything because the logistics of stealing people or resourses from earth would be insurmountable and anyone able to do so could just mine asteroids and grow slaves in a genetics lab

2018-07-03 05:05:58 UTC  

@Deleted User We are not white

2018-07-03 05:05:59 UTC  

It's still possible. Just because it's the dumbest way possible doesn't mean it can't happen.

2018-07-03 05:06:17 UTC  
2018-07-03 05:06:19 UTC  

Wot

2018-07-03 05:06:23 UTC  

Remember in Canada. There's a National Maple Syrup Reserve. Stop laughing not done yet.

2018-07-03 05:06:41 UTC  

That Reserve was actually Stolen once.

2018-07-03 05:06:43 UTC  

Tf you @ me for

2018-07-03 05:06:49 UTC  

So what you're saying is.... We should invade Canada?

2018-07-03 05:07:01 UTC  

looked through yesterday's messages

2018-07-03 05:07:07 UTC  

rake the leaf

2018-07-03 05:07:15 UTC  

Erm

2018-07-03 05:07:18 UTC  

No Alt Center that's a Terrible Idea. You really want Canada as the 51st state?

2018-07-03 05:07:30 UTC  

Veee villl sneak in and take zeee Maple Syrup Reserve! bwahahahahahaha

2018-07-03 05:07:33 UTC  

Canada would be split into many states

2018-07-03 05:07:37 UTC  

51-56th states

2018-07-03 05:07:44 UTC  

Ye

2018-07-03 05:08:07 UTC  

it makes a funny Southpark plot, but it's a dumb idea

2018-07-03 05:08:14 UTC  

Your missing the point.

2018-07-03 05:08:35 UTC  

They're basically America's bitch, and reliant upon the US

2018-07-03 05:08:36 UTC  

It's not worth it. Because that means the US would have to grant Citizenship to the Canadians.

2018-07-03 05:08:44 UTC  

The war in South Park was much harder than it would be in reality

2018-07-03 05:09:05 UTC  

Are Canadians worse then Puerto Ricans?

2018-07-03 05:09:13 UTC  

Hmmmm

2018-07-03 05:09:15 UTC  

I don't think it would be that hard for the you US to bring Canada to defet

2018-07-03 05:09:23 UTC  

Sorta.

2018-07-03 05:09:34 UTC  

day of the rake now

2018-07-03 05:09:43 UTC  

Imagine a more polite Puerto Rican that works less.

2018-07-03 05:09:59 UTC  

Puerto Ricans are almost Cubans, and Candians are like our step-siblings.

2018-07-03 05:10:28 UTC  

More like the Special Sibling.

2018-07-03 05:10:38 UTC  

@Fitzydog except they're traitors

2018-07-03 05:10:45 UTC  

and monarchist scum

2018-07-03 05:10:46 UTC  

Same mom, different dads

2018-07-03 05:11:08 UTC  

America:"The stars represent each State of the Union, the Stripes mean..." Canada:"Look at the pretty Leaf!"

2018-07-03 05:11:19 UTC  

@Fitzydog we should annex quebec so then there would be a spanish-french race war /s

2018-07-03 05:11:31 UTC  

@Deleted User <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-07-03 05:11:38 UTC  

/s my dude

2018-07-03 05:11:42 UTC  

not serious at all

2018-07-03 05:11:51 UTC  

.... but maybe...

2018-07-03 05:11:52 UTC  

Canadian flag does look pretty nice to be honest

2018-07-03 05:11:53 UTC  

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