I want to own my own Umbrella sword

wait your country is trying to ban butter knives and you think you can get a sword? ROFL

Lol

U M B R E L L A B A N E

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you cant ban umbrella

I'm still waiting for the new BBC campaign, "Sticks and stones may break my bones...so they are being banned."

They confiscated a fucking bike wheel, They’ll confiscate an umbrella.

wasn't there a potato peeler confiscation also?

they confiscated my son

wow

He was too edgy

UK is fucked

just call it a bumbershoot

just because they are being populated by an ideology that promises a free trip to heaven for anyone who kills unbelievers and breeds like rabbits doesn't mean anything bad

they’ll have no fucking clue what it is

lol

it sounds like a rifle umbrella. Do you plebs not know that ranged combat is dishonourable by medieval chivalric belief

Bows were seen as the peasant's weapon

lol

Longbows weren't of course

How do you feel about crow-bars?

backstabbing ofcourse is the wa y to go

^^

Backstabbing is the most heinous of the dishonourable acts against Chivalry

you were to be strung and quartered if caught

is this some kind of renaissance fair?

it is

today it apparently is

feck off American, we dont call it renaissance

what do you call it?

Romanticism is Renaissance. The Middle ages isnt

I am a Romanticist talking about the middle ages

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well excuuuuse me princes

Romanticism is the fantacism of the Middle ages in the age of antiquity

of all the words that have been abused, I don't find the term renaissance to be so bad

It's not hard to understand

the age of Antiquity is the Victorian period, for us British readers

and the Americans called it renaissance

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