Message from @Drunklama
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oh! you mean Syrup people @Deleted User
Exactly
Yeah the cannadians are trash at melee combat. Now knowing I'm in Britain and I want my own suit of armour I have my own plan to get around stuff.
@Deleted User @meratrix would like to have a word with you about the situation
it is legal to own your own body armour, but having my own sword would be troublesome - Luckilly, the Derbyshires Bougoise had the spiffing idea of consealing swords in their walking sticks
Fuck off cetronius
Please dm him
no u
I want to own my own Umbrella sword
wait your country is trying to ban butter knives and you think you can get a sword? ROFL
Lol
U M B R E L L A B A N E
<:think_woke:378717098681171988>
you cant ban umbrella
I'm still waiting for the new BBC campaign, "Sticks and stones may break my bones...so they are being banned."
They confiscated a fucking bike wheel, They’ll confiscate an umbrella.
wasn't there a potato peeler confiscation also?
they confiscated my son
wow
UK is fucked
just call it a bumbershoot
just because they are being populated by an ideology that promises a free trip to heaven for anyone who kills unbelievers and breeds like rabbits doesn't mean anything bad
they’ll have no fucking clue what it is
lol
it sounds like a rifle umbrella. Do you plebs not know that ranged combat is dishonourable by medieval chivalric belief
Bows were seen as the peasant's weapon
lol
Longbows weren't of course
How do you feel about crow-bars?
backstabbing ofcourse is the wa y to go
^^
Backstabbing is the most heinous of the dishonourable acts against Chivalry
you were to be strung and quartered if caught
is this some kind of renaissance fair?
it is
today it apparently is
feck off American, we dont call it renaissance
what do you call it?
Romanticism is Renaissance. The Middle ages isnt