read this

I want this in comedy sketch form yesteday

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

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holy fuck

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1016079192604139520

Trump tweeted the fucking mountain king video

10/10

holy shit

the fucking madman

fucking incredible

and the video's pretty honest imo

they'll be reeing

The balls on this lad

The salt mines are not expected to handle such strain

they're gonna be crying

I think he's a douchebag, bad at speaking his words coherently and all-around probably a real hassle to work with

but the man's a patriot and has charisma and knows how to mine that salt

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just wait until their "blue wave" turns into a red tsunami

^

So far it looks like the Republicans are going to absolutely dominate during the next election

yep

Actually I want for far lefties in charge of blue states, it makes it so much easier for the Republicans

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

Here's something fun: an alternate version of ERB Hillary Vs Donald, as voiced by the guy from "Chisel This!", who Nicepeter asked for ideas https://soundcloud.com/chiselquips/what-i-sent-nice-peter-for-trump-vs-hillary

I like this draft a lot

If the opponent is barking mad it makes the political landscape easy to traverse

the tears are amazing

@King Canuck for once the top response to his tweet isn't a TarDS

tards?

TDS tards

Trump Derangement Syndrome tards

I want to rig up a bot somehow, Galm

I'm having trouble wording what I want but like

A minor Communist uprising in a state like Oregon would be beneficial to the United States as a whole. It would give the state the authority to persecute communists as revolutionaries and traitors to the state.

I want a bot that can play back to me in realtime or slow-mo how fast trump gets likes and replies

False flag revolution when?

you know what I'm saying?

He's got so many bots following him that I'd imagine he gets a fuckton within the first second or two of going up

@A Random Crusader A Reichstag fire?