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oof
top 10 anime battles goku vs shaggy blanco
by watchmojo
HAH
this is gold
[In the gloomy town of Worchestergloushire, Will was sipping his tea until he accidentally thought of a joke. He quickly heard banging on his door. He grabbed all of his loicenses and went up to meet the officer.]
Officer: You got loicense for that thought?
Will: Here’s the loicense sir...
Officer: You got a permit for that loicense for that thought?
Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the thought I thought...
Officer: Do you have the personal permission of the queen to hand the permit of the loicense of your thought?
Will: Here’s the permission of Queen Elizabeth II to hand over the permit of the loicense for the thought I recently had thought.
Officer: Okay, Here’s your loicense, the permit for that loicense, the personal permission of the queen to hand over the permit of the loicense to an officer... your free to- WAIT!!! IS THAT AN ILLEGAL BUTTERKNIFE ON YOU?! SHOW ME YOUR LOICENSE!!!
Will: Here’s the loicense for the butterknife...
Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT LOICENSE YA KNOBHEAD?!
Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the butterknife, officer.
Officer: YA BETTER HAVE THE LOICENSE OF THE PERMIT TO HAVE THE LOICENSE TO HAVE A BUTTERKNIFE YA FUCK!!!
Will: the loicense to have a permit to have a loicense to have a butter knife is right here, officer...
Officer: okay cunt, now you are free to-
Will: YA GOT A CUNT SAYING LOICENSE?!
Officer: YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES?!
Will: YA GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES THAT GIVE THE POWER TO REQUEST LOICENSES YA RETARD?!
Officer: YA GOT A RETARD SAYING LOICENSE?!
Will: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR REQUESTING LOICENSES ABOUT SAYING RETARD, CUNT?!
Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THE PERMIT THAT REQUESTS LOICENSES THAT ARE ABOUT SAYING RETARD?!
Both: BY THE NAME OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II YOU WILL GO TO JAIL!!!
[both Will and the officer spend a lifetime in jail for loicense violations and both commit suicide... without either having a suicide loicense or the permit for requesting the suicide loicense]
read this
I want this in comedy sketch form yesteday
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
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holy fuck
Trump tweeted the fucking mountain king video
10/10
holy shit
the fucking madman
fucking incredible
and the video's pretty honest imo
The balls on this lad
The salt mines are not expected to handle such strain
they're gonna be crying
I think he's a douchebag, bad at speaking his words coherently and all-around probably a real hassle to work with
but the man's a patriot and has charisma and knows how to mine that salt
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just wait until their "blue wave" turns into a red tsunami
^
So far it looks like the Republicans are going to absolutely dominate during the next election
yep
Actually I want for far lefties in charge of blue states, it makes it so much easier for the Republicans
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
Here's something fun: an alternate version of ERB Hillary Vs Donald, as voiced by the guy from "Chisel This!", who Nicepeter asked for ideas https://soundcloud.com/chiselquips/what-i-sent-nice-peter-for-trump-vs-hillary
I like this draft a lot
If the opponent is barking mad it makes the political landscape easy to traverse
the tears are amazing
@King Canuck for once the top response to his tweet isn't a TarDS
tards?
TDS tards
Trump Derangement Syndrome tards