Message from @A Random Crusader
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oof
top 10 anime battles goku vs shaggy blanco
by watchmojo
HAH
this is gold
[In the gloomy town of Worchestergloushire, Will was sipping his tea until he accidentally thought of a joke. He quickly heard banging on his door. He grabbed all of his loicenses and went up to meet the officer.]
Officer: You got loicense for that thought?
Will: Here’s the loicense sir...
Officer: You got a permit for that loicense for that thought?
Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the thought I thought...
Officer: Do you have the personal permission of the queen to hand the permit of the loicense of your thought?
Will: Here’s the permission of Queen Elizabeth II to hand over the permit of the loicense for the thought I recently had thought.
Officer: Okay, Here’s your loicense, the permit for that loicense, the personal permission of the queen to hand over the permit of the loicense to an officer... your free to- WAIT!!! IS THAT AN ILLEGAL BUTTERKNIFE ON YOU?! SHOW ME YOUR LOICENSE!!!
Will: Here’s the loicense for the butterknife...
Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT LOICENSE YA KNOBHEAD?!
Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the butterknife, officer.
Officer: YA BETTER HAVE THE LOICENSE OF THE PERMIT TO HAVE THE LOICENSE TO HAVE A BUTTERKNIFE YA FUCK!!!
Will: the loicense to have a permit to have a loicense to have a butter knife is right here, officer...
Officer: okay cunt, now you are free to-
Will: YA GOT A CUNT SAYING LOICENSE?!
Officer: YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES?!
Will: YA GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES THAT GIVE THE POWER TO REQUEST LOICENSES YA RETARD?!
Officer: YA GOT A RETARD SAYING LOICENSE?!
Will: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR REQUESTING LOICENSES ABOUT SAYING RETARD, CUNT?!
Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THE PERMIT THAT REQUESTS LOICENSES THAT ARE ABOUT SAYING RETARD?!
Both: BY THE NAME OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II YOU WILL GO TO JAIL!!!
[both Will and the officer spend a lifetime in jail for loicense violations and both commit suicide... without either having a suicide loicense or the permit for requesting the suicide loicense]
read this
I want this in comedy sketch form yesteday
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
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holy fuck
Trump tweeted the fucking mountain king video
10/10
holy shit
the fucking madman
fucking incredible
and the video's pretty honest imo
they'll be reeing
The salt mines are not expected to handle such strain
they're gonna be crying
I think he's a douchebag, bad at speaking his words coherently and all-around probably a real hassle to work with
but the man's a patriot and has charisma and knows how to mine that salt
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just wait until their "blue wave" turns into a red tsunami
^
So far it looks like the Republicans are going to absolutely dominate during the next election
yep
Actually I want for far lefties in charge of blue states, it makes it so much easier for the Republicans
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
Here's something fun: an alternate version of ERB Hillary Vs Donald, as voiced by the guy from "Chisel This!", who Nicepeter asked for ideas https://soundcloud.com/chiselquips/what-i-sent-nice-peter-for-trump-vs-hillary
I like this draft a lot
If the opponent is barking mad it makes the political landscape easy to traverse
the tears are amazing
@King Canuck for once the top response to his tweet isn't a TarDS
tards?
TDS tards
Trump Derangement Syndrome tards
I want to rig up a bot somehow, Galm