Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 465643833972228106


2018-07-08 21:43:24 UTC  

Its an abortion decition political cartoon

2018-07-08 21:43:41 UTC  

Basicaly arguing to overturn Roe v Wade

2018-07-08 21:50:26 UTC  

oh

2018-07-08 21:51:04 UTC  

see I thought it was talking about stacking the supreme court with a bunch of whiny kids

2018-07-08 21:51:56 UTC  

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2018-07-08 21:52:06 UTC  

I have returned from a long pilgrimage. what are these @ everyone's I missed?

2018-07-08 21:52:14 UTC  
2018-07-08 21:52:22 UTC  

oof

2018-07-08 21:52:55 UTC  

top 10 anime battles goku vs shaggy blanco

2018-07-08 21:53:02 UTC  

by watchmojo

2018-07-08 21:55:39 UTC  

HAH

2018-07-08 21:55:41 UTC  

this is gold

2018-07-08 21:55:48 UTC  

[In the gloomy town of Worchestergloushire, Will was sipping his tea until he accidentally thought of a joke. He quickly heard banging on his door. He grabbed all of his loicenses and went up to meet the officer.]

Officer: You got loicense for that thought?

Will: Here’s the loicense sir...

Officer: You got a permit for that loicense for that thought?

Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the thought I thought...

Officer: Do you have the personal permission of the queen to hand the permit of the loicense of your thought?

Will: Here’s the permission of Queen Elizabeth II to hand over the permit of the loicense for the thought I recently had thought.

Officer: Okay, Here’s your loicense, the permit for that loicense, the personal permission of the queen to hand over the permit of the loicense to an officer... your free to- WAIT!!! IS THAT AN ILLEGAL BUTTERKNIFE ON YOU?! SHOW ME YOUR LOICENSE!!!

Will: Here’s the loicense for the butterknife...

Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT LOICENSE YA KNOBHEAD?!

Will: Here’s the permit for the loicense for the butterknife, officer.

Officer: YA BETTER HAVE THE LOICENSE OF THE PERMIT TO HAVE THE LOICENSE TO HAVE A BUTTERKNIFE YA FUCK!!!

Will: the loicense to have a permit to have a loicense to have a butter knife is right here, officer...

2018-07-08 21:55:49 UTC  

Officer: okay cunt, now you are free to-

Will: YA GOT A CUNT SAYING LOICENSE?!

Officer: YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES?!

Will: YA GOT A LOICENSE TO REQUEST LOICENSES THAT GIVE THE POWER TO REQUEST LOICENSES YA RETARD?!

Officer: YA GOT A RETARD SAYING LOICENSE?!

Will: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR REQUESTING LOICENSES ABOUT SAYING RETARD, CUNT?!

Officer: YA GOT A PERMIT FOR THE PERMIT THAT REQUESTS LOICENSES THAT ARE ABOUT SAYING RETARD?!

Both: BY THE NAME OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II YOU WILL GO TO JAIL!!!

[both Will and the officer spend a lifetime in jail for loicense violations and both commit suicide... without either having a suicide loicense or the permit for requesting the suicide loicense]

2018-07-08 21:55:50 UTC  

read this

2018-07-08 21:56:27 UTC  

I want this in comedy sketch form yesteday

2018-07-08 22:00:45 UTC  

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

2018-07-08 22:13:42 UTC  

🎩
🦉

2018-07-08 22:22:14 UTC  

holy fuck

2018-07-08 22:22:21 UTC  

Trump tweeted the fucking mountain king video

2018-07-08 22:22:22 UTC  

10/10

2018-07-08 22:28:00 UTC  

holy shit

2018-07-08 22:28:05 UTC  

the fucking madman

2018-07-08 22:28:18 UTC  

fucking incredible

2018-07-08 22:28:25 UTC  

and the video's pretty honest imo

2018-07-08 22:28:35 UTC  

they'll be reeing

2018-07-08 22:28:35 UTC  

The balls on this lad

2018-07-08 22:28:49 UTC  

The salt mines are not expected to handle such strain

2018-07-08 22:29:05 UTC  

they're gonna be crying

2018-07-08 22:29:23 UTC  

I think he's a douchebag, bad at speaking his words coherently and all-around probably a real hassle to work with

2018-07-08 22:29:32 UTC  

but the man's a patriot and has charisma and knows how to mine that salt

2018-07-08 22:29:38 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-07-08 22:29:39 UTC  

Just wait until their "blue wave" turns into a red tsunami

2018-07-08 22:29:44 UTC  

^

2018-07-08 22:30:02 UTC  

So far it looks like the Republicans are going to absolutely dominate during the next election

2018-07-08 22:30:15 UTC  

yep

2018-07-08 22:30:34 UTC  

Actually I want for far lefties in charge of blue states, it makes it so much easier for the Republicans

2018-07-08 22:30:41 UTC  

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

2018-07-08 22:30:58 UTC  

Here's something fun: an alternate version of ERB Hillary Vs Donald, as voiced by the guy from "Chisel This!", who Nicepeter asked for ideas https://soundcloud.com/chiselquips/what-i-sent-nice-peter-for-trump-vs-hillary

2018-07-08 22:31:06 UTC  

I like this draft a lot