Message from @cataphrat1

Discord ID: 469040427543166976


2018-07-18 07:16:01 UTC  

I can cook steak, at least

2018-07-18 07:16:11 UTC  

Thats a start

2018-07-18 07:16:20 UTC  

But can you Bone a Duck?

2018-07-18 07:16:30 UTC  

I've deboned a fish

2018-07-18 07:16:36 UTC  

Big diff

I'm a man and I can cook for 250 people

2018-07-18 07:16:56 UTC  

Cereal does not count

but a women bringing me a sandwich

2018-07-18 07:17:04 UTC  

I can cook cereal

2018-07-18 07:17:23 UTC  

fucking berlusconi

2018-07-18 07:18:03 UTC  

**I put the milk in before adding in the cereal**

2018-07-18 07:18:20 UTC  

I use Orange Juice instead of Milk

2018-07-18 07:18:25 UTC  

:/

2018-07-18 07:18:30 UTC  

das woke

2018-07-18 07:18:47 UTC  

But real talk

2018-07-18 07:18:56 UTC  

Mocha instead of milk

2018-07-18 07:19:02 UTC  

In reeses puffs

2018-07-18 07:19:06 UTC  

God tier

2018-07-18 07:19:06 UTC  

three-course cereal

2018-07-18 07:19:12 UTC  

i tried cooking escargot once

2018-07-18 07:19:13 UTC  

🀒

2018-07-18 07:19:22 UTC  

snails turns out are pretty tasteless

2018-07-18 07:19:23 UTC  

how bad did it turn out

2018-07-18 07:19:33 UTC  

He put salt on them

2018-07-18 07:19:37 UTC  

And they disappeared

2018-07-18 07:19:39 UTC  

i am a half decent cook

2018-07-18 07:19:45 UTC  

though mostly of asian cuisine

2018-07-18 07:19:51 UTC  

Asian food

2018-07-18 07:19:53 UTC  

Is good

2018-07-18 07:19:56 UTC  

I mostly cook fish really

2018-07-18 07:20:09 UTC  

I cool all kinds of food

2018-07-18 07:20:17 UTC  

and then down it with bone hurting juice

2018-07-18 07:20:27 UTC  

i like all kinds of food too

2018-07-18 07:20:29 UTC  

Good thing we've got <#446152522571317248> to ignore

2018-07-18 07:20:39 UTC  

We like to bounce

2018-07-18 07:20:41 UTC  

oh haha

2018-07-18 07:20:42 UTC  

Around

2018-07-18 07:20:49 UTC  

Hey

2018-07-18 07:20:54 UTC  

I want to eat a grasshopper