Behold, you are now blessed by the God Emperor.

it's all shock and awe

to think I wasn't?

I like to think of the God Emperor's blessing like a once a day buff

+10 to Freedom, -15 to giving a shit

my boss is a trump supporter

his daughters are lefties

Also gives the super OP action: 'Build wall'

so much lulz to be had in his home

My roommate is dating a feminist... I deliberately leave 'alt-right' literature around just to trigger her.

they got a new cat a few weeks ago

he named it Trump

they named it Tiger

Apparently he didn't get laid one night because they had an argument about me leaving my copy of Dangerous in the living room.

14 year olds get soooo mad

Fucking. Kek.

and he's not even an internet dweller

natural born troll

I thought feminists liked gays?

Not when they're Milo apparently.

I also left a copy of 12 Rules for Life on his bedside table.

When accosted for it the following day, I told him he should clean his room and then he wouldn't have these issues

^

I do that shit to a friend when he has a gf

which happens from time to time

he's a slob

so I help him clean

and leave condoms in the drawer

I just like triggering his gf. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when I see her face switch to morally outraged mode.

I also don't like the idea of him procreating

assburgers and all

but the gf triggering is the best

I doubt he uses them

It's like having all the fun of being a dick to a feminist without any of the Fallout afterwards because it's all directed at him instead

^

he's a fencewalker

he's so set in his views

until he finds a woman to cuck for

Oh wow, sounds like my roommate hah

The guy who will NEVER take a side in any argument because it's easier to not rock the boat than have principles.

tbh I think it's like most men