You would've been too slow, or too drunk. When you do stunts like the monopoly thing you learn to be spry... XD

That reminds me of a prank I used to pull on some roomates I had.

I dont drink

We lived on the second floor of this old converted crap house converted into studio efficiencies.

Ok thats a lie

I dont drink alot

I would climb above the door when I saw one coming and wait until they were right under me and wrap my palm around their head.

Even after I did it multiple times they jumped.

I'm surprised I didn't fall down and injure myself from the laughter.

Maybe because a human was fuckin jumping them.

People don't expect hands to come down from the ceiling, that's all I'm saying.

Hell, I'd jump at that XD

Anyones natural reaction is to not be in that spot.

It was good times.

Where the 200 pound human is landing on them

I was only 130 back then.

Now I'm about 150ish

https://jalopnik.com/the-soviets-may-have-once-built-a-secret-nuclear-powere-1828395776

*Battle Mole*

Wtf

Seems unwieldy

I mean... the dirt has to go somewhere when it isn't a game. XD

Capitalist lies

Also, what happens if you run out of gas? XD

It's nuclear powered

Anything can be done with soviet ingenuity

If normal drill fails we just get bigger drill

Gonna have a smoke. Good chat @Banks=Gay

brb

"And now, I triple the body fat of every person who has ever done me wrong"

https://i.redd.it/kor51ayz4pg11.jpg

Oh the irony

@King Canuck is that real?

Yeah

his newest video he's brought the francis character back

and among other things he shows off the gauntlet

"King Cuckanadanuck" - fixed it for ya

Allright, gonna write some more on my new novel.

Anyone a spiritualist? I need to force Douglas Adams' restless ghost to do the writing for me. XD

sweet

What is a "spiritualist"?