I'd like to make a confession... I'm actually a black person who is really good at doing white face, at least while it is culturally allowed.

Ive heard your voice. Too beta for black boi

I'm REALLY good at white face!

XD

Just like I can say nigger, tranny, faggot and sand nigger coz for 7 minutes a month I self identify as a black, transgender, gay, muslim.

nat 20s for skill checks don't actually automatically mean success

only for ability and attack rolls and shit

Even my twink black friend has a moderately deep voice

He sounds like he only identifies as twink to me. XD

If you cant win a roll with a nat 20 then just dont have the fucker roll. Your wasting everyone's time and makeing the player feel cheated.

Anyone else cheat in monopoly for the fun of it?

No. Cheaters should lose their hands

I've never even finished a game because I slowly steal all of the 100s out of the bank and when I have them all I declare martial law and throw my money at the other players.

Both. At once

It's good

No second chance

Martial law!

No more handy bois

I did it at a party once where everyone was drunk and half of the people laughed their asses off while the other half got mad. It was some good shit.

I wouldve bent you over the table, took my big rod and slamed it into your hands until they cant work any more.

You would've been too slow, or too drunk. When you do stunts like the monopoly thing you learn to be spry... XD

That reminds me of a prank I used to pull on some roomates I had.

I dont drink

We lived on the second floor of this old converted crap house converted into studio efficiencies.

Ok thats a lie

I dont drink alot

I would climb above the door when I saw one coming and wait until they were right under me and wrap my palm around their head.

Even after I did it multiple times they jumped.

I'm surprised I didn't fall down and injure myself from the laughter.

Maybe because a human was fuckin jumping them.

People don't expect hands to come down from the ceiling, that's all I'm saying.

Hell, I'd jump at that XD

Anyones natural reaction is to not be in that spot.

It was good times.

Where the 200 pound human is landing on them

I was only 130 back then.

Now I'm about 150ish

https://jalopnik.com/the-soviets-may-have-once-built-a-secret-nuclear-powere-1828395776

*Battle Mole*

Wtf

Seems unwieldy