Message from @VexenX

Discord ID: 480133711074164757


2018-08-17 21:54:35 UTC  

Both. At once

2018-08-17 21:54:40 UTC  

It's good

2018-08-17 21:54:40 UTC  

No second chance

2018-08-17 21:54:46 UTC  

Martial law!

2018-08-17 21:54:51 UTC  

No more handy bois

2018-08-17 21:55:23 UTC  

I did it at a party once where everyone was drunk and half of the people laughed their asses off while the other half got mad. It was some good shit.

2018-08-17 21:56:29 UTC  

I wouldve bent you over the table, took my big rod and slamed it into your hands until they cant work any more.

2018-08-17 21:56:52 UTC  

You would've been too slow, or too drunk. When you do stunts like the monopoly thing you learn to be spry... XD

2018-08-17 21:57:47 UTC  

That reminds me of a prank I used to pull on some roomates I had.

2018-08-17 21:57:49 UTC  

I dont drink

2018-08-17 21:58:08 UTC  

We lived on the second floor of this old converted crap house converted into studio efficiencies.

2018-08-17 21:58:12 UTC  

Ok thats a lie

2018-08-17 21:58:17 UTC  

I dont drink alot

2018-08-17 21:58:33 UTC  

I would climb above the door when I saw one coming and wait until they were right under me and wrap my palm around their head.

2018-08-17 21:58:44 UTC  

Even after I did it multiple times they jumped.

2018-08-17 21:59:00 UTC  

I'm surprised I didn't fall down and injure myself from the laughter.

2018-08-17 21:59:21 UTC  

Maybe because a human was fuckin jumping them.

2018-08-17 21:59:38 UTC  

People don't expect hands to come down from the ceiling, that's all I'm saying.

2018-08-17 21:59:42 UTC  

Hell, I'd jump at that XD

2018-08-17 21:59:48 UTC  

Anyones natural reaction is to not be in that spot.

2018-08-17 21:59:57 UTC  

It was good times.

2018-08-17 22:00:03 UTC  

Where the 200 pound human is landing on them

2018-08-17 22:00:14 UTC  

I was only 130 back then.

2018-08-17 22:00:22 UTC  

Now I'm about 150ish

2018-08-17 22:00:38 UTC  

*Battle Mole*

2018-08-17 22:00:43 UTC  

Wtf

2018-08-17 22:01:02 UTC  

Seems unwieldy

2018-08-17 22:01:16 UTC  

I mean... the dirt has to go somewhere when it isn't a game. XD

2018-08-17 22:01:28 UTC  

Capitalist lies

2018-08-17 22:01:33 UTC  

Also, what happens if you run out of gas? XD

2018-08-17 22:01:42 UTC  

It's nuclear powered

2018-08-17 22:01:43 UTC  

Anything can be done with soviet ingenuity

2018-08-17 22:02:07 UTC  

If normal drill fails we just get bigger drill

2018-08-17 22:02:14 UTC  

Gonna have a smoke. Good chat @Banks=Gay

2018-08-17 22:02:24 UTC  

brb

2018-08-17 22:10:28 UTC  

"And now, I triple the body fat of every person who has ever done me wrong"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/480136357046517771/Screen_Shot_2018-08-17_at_6.08.50_PM.png

2018-08-17 22:12:09 UTC  

Oh the irony

2018-08-17 22:15:10 UTC  

@King Canuck is that real?

2018-08-17 22:15:27 UTC  

Yeah