Both. At once

It's good

No second chance

Martial law!

No more handy bois

I did it at a party once where everyone was drunk and half of the people laughed their asses off while the other half got mad. It was some good shit.

I wouldve bent you over the table, took my big rod and slamed it into your hands until they cant work any more.

You would've been too slow, or too drunk. When you do stunts like the monopoly thing you learn to be spry... XD

That reminds me of a prank I used to pull on some roomates I had.

I dont drink

We lived on the second floor of this old converted crap house converted into studio efficiencies.

Ok thats a lie

I dont drink alot

I would climb above the door when I saw one coming and wait until they were right under me and wrap my palm around their head.

Even after I did it multiple times they jumped.

I'm surprised I didn't fall down and injure myself from the laughter.

Maybe because a human was fuckin jumping them.

People don't expect hands to come down from the ceiling, that's all I'm saying.

Hell, I'd jump at that XD

Anyones natural reaction is to not be in that spot.

It was good times.

Where the 200 pound human is landing on them

I was only 130 back then.

Now I'm about 150ish

https://jalopnik.com/the-soviets-may-have-once-built-a-secret-nuclear-powere-1828395776

*Battle Mole*

Wtf

Seems unwieldy

I mean... the dirt has to go somewhere when it isn't a game. XD

Capitalist lies

Also, what happens if you run out of gas? XD

It's nuclear powered

Anything can be done with soviet ingenuity

If normal drill fails we just get bigger drill

Gonna have a smoke. Good chat @Banks=Gay

brb

"And now, I triple the body fat of every person who has ever done me wrong"

https://i.redd.it/kor51ayz4pg11.jpg

Oh the irony

@King Canuck is that real?

Yeah