Message from @VexenX
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Real quick tho. Why tf is fried chicken a black thing. Like who tf would see a big bowl of popeyes and just say "nahhh"
I'm using the transitive property of association to claim protections you have from your friend. No one else can do that, however because I did it first. Thems tha rules.
A white person, according to the sterotype.
But that's just racist! White people can like fried chicken *TOO*
white people>invent fried chicken
Black people> "ooga booga gib rights also fried chicken"
White people>fried chicken gay I guess
Strange how that works.
I'd like to make a confession... I'm actually a black person who is really good at doing white face, at least while it is culturally allowed.
Ive heard your voice. Too beta for black boi
I'm REALLY good at white face!
XD
Just like I can say nigger, tranny, faggot and sand nigger coz for 7 minutes a month I self identify as a black, transgender, gay, muslim.
nat 20s for skill checks don't actually automatically mean success
only for ability and attack rolls and shit
Even my twink black friend has a moderately deep voice
He sounds like he only identifies as twink to me. XD
If you cant win a roll with a nat 20 then just dont have the fucker roll. Your wasting everyone's time and makeing the player feel cheated.
Anyone else cheat in monopoly for the fun of it?
No. Cheaters should lose their hands
I've never even finished a game because I slowly steal all of the 100s out of the bank and when I have them all I declare martial law and throw my money at the other players.
Both. At once
No second chance
Martial law!
No more handy bois
I did it at a party once where everyone was drunk and half of the people laughed their asses off while the other half got mad. It was some good shit.
I wouldve bent you over the table, took my big rod and slamed it into your hands until they cant work any more.
You would've been too slow, or too drunk. When you do stunts like the monopoly thing you learn to be spry... XD
That reminds me of a prank I used to pull on some roomates I had.
I dont drink
We lived on the second floor of this old converted crap house converted into studio efficiencies.
Ok thats a lie
I dont drink alot
I would climb above the door when I saw one coming and wait until they were right under me and wrap my palm around their head.
Even after I did it multiple times they jumped.
I'm surprised I didn't fall down and injure myself from the laughter.
Maybe because a human was fuckin jumping them.
People don't expect hands to come down from the ceiling, that's all I'm saying.
Hell, I'd jump at that XD
Anyones natural reaction is to not be in that spot.
It was good times.
Where the 200 pound human is landing on them