lmao

I can't get into beer, only hard liquor for me

Small chainsaws, big mistake

So you can still drunkup

Yup

Currently working my way through the liquor store's big barrel of assorted nips

They all are

Corsa

Yeah, it's a Prius

I BEEF FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

solid choice. Not sure what you where drinking when you picked that colour

IPA with Monkey Dust in it I guess

Moss green is best green

yes, the mexican lawmakers sure do like to mow down border laws <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

Lawn mowing is for Children once they are old enough

I should know

Ameretards can't even mow their own front gardens <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

<:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

yes, give it a couple of months yet

meanwhile hire a Jihadi to do it

OR some other kid

Who's the most capitalistic kids in the street?

WE talkin IPAs

get them phytoestrogens

Or get a fancy mower

Drink beer and chill on a weak tractor

Are all of you citycucks?

We're not gay if that's what you're asking

Well, i speak for myself

unlimited power

I'm on the outskirts of Londonistan

Ah yes, Mecca Mk.II

Your nick suggests you like to spread 'em wide

Pretty gay

what are you 13? go yourself

drive drunk

Drunk? Bloody infidels! <:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

Builds character

@Deleted User that's a responsible yes

Don't they have ubers in your one horse town?

Suuure