Message from @meratrix

Discord ID: 485136102064259082


2018-08-31 16:51:31 UTC  

Like people who visit Thailand, come back to Oz and then complain about having to pay $25 for a brown packet of ciggies with a picture of a literal corpse on the packaging <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-08-31 16:57:13 UTC  

Watched a dude the other day not only ask for the type of cigarettes he wanted, not only the size of the packet, but which image he wanted on the packaging

2018-08-31 16:57:18 UTC  

He kept asking for "the toilet one"

2018-08-31 17:01:25 UTC  

I wonder if..

2018-08-31 17:01:31 UTC  

[*rummages through phone*]

2018-08-31 17:01:47 UTC  

could be his kids wanting to look at it

2018-08-31 17:01:55 UTC  

my kids are like that, no joke

2018-08-31 17:03:56 UTC  

pretty sure he was just being a passive-aggressive cunt

2018-08-31 17:04:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/485132838929301526/IMG_1532.JPG

2018-08-31 17:04:59 UTC  

🇦🇺 👌

2018-08-31 17:09:40 UTC  

smoking also increases the size of your balls

2018-08-31 17:10:23 UTC  

I didn't know it caused testicular cancer <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-08-31 17:11:43 UTC  

Is this the same chick who complained about not being able to keep slaves anymore?

2018-08-31 17:11:47 UTC  

I hope it's the same one

2018-08-31 17:14:59 UTC  

@AsianMessiah wtf is BST

2018-08-31 17:15:13 UTC  

british summer time

2018-08-31 17:15:18 UTC  
2018-08-31 17:17:24 UTC  

So retarded time

2018-08-31 17:17:35 UTC  

Just say GMT you faggot

2018-08-31 17:17:40 UTC  

2018-08-31 17:17:44 UTC  

No need to complicate that shit

2018-08-31 17:21:13 UTC  

@franti her ovaries need to be scraped out

2018-08-31 17:21:20 UTC  

**Th3BigJC#0353** was cleansed from the server.

2018-08-31 17:23:13 UTC  

"Why don't you just have a tubectomy?"

"OH WELL you SEE I want to keep my options open and I MIGHT want to have kids later in li-"

fuck right off, you self-absorbed cuntsicle

2018-08-31 17:24:36 UTC  

We need an unironic thot patrol

2018-08-31 17:32:11 UTC  

gotdamn

2018-08-31 17:32:20 UTC  

how much typin I need to do to post my shitty memes

2018-08-31 17:45:10 UTC  

Nah man

2018-08-31 17:45:17 UTC  

The cool kids take meth

2018-08-31 18:04:55 UTC  

rip water merchant

2018-08-31 18:05:19 UTC  

Dang I'm level 1 now

2018-08-31 18:05:21 UTC  

hype

2018-08-31 18:05:52 UTC  

i know sargon probably won't see this, but thanks for being one hell of a guy and doing what you do Carl

2018-08-31 18:08:46 UTC  

it's meth

2018-08-31 18:13:51 UTC  

@Silo_Simon sargon's not here

2018-08-31 18:15:50 UTC  

dang

2018-08-31 18:15:54 UTC  

well either way'

2018-08-31 18:16:11 UTC  

you should do meth while you wait