Don't get me started. I was on KP with a couple of others and the cooking crew, one of the KPs puked and some of it got into one of the big bowls or whatever, the fucking NCOIC grabs the bowl rinses it out and says "Guys look, that never happened. See? Where is it? Ok, carry on."

I was so disturbed.

The kid left but still

@IAmHiding <:smug:402400327313391616>

That bowl should have been melted down.

Yumm

Now just rinsed out fuck

😋

Glasses are satanic because those with poor vision are perverts and God took away their vision

Just putting that out there

To all you eyelets

I have one shitty eye

I had to do kp in boot because of fuck ups in my training flight, then had to do it in tech school because they regularly found cocaine in the security forces dorms. Couldn't fucking escape it

dude, cocaine?

wtf?

Yeah

lol

Were you in a Security Forces detachment? Lol, that's awkward.

atleast anit meth

This is the tech school training dorms lol

the dudes who do the drugs test are the dudes taking drugs

Security forces were notorious for it

Fucked up

Penis gazers are chad.

"Certified Urinalysis Distributer"

Means "I get to watch men whip out dicks and piss into a cup"

Security forces were made up of a lot of fuck ups and dirt bags tbh. Lower tier of the af. I signed up because of the bump in grade due to experience and an interest in law enforcement

>Wearing a beret in cammies

I am Lou Barletta.

Glad the Army did away with that shit

did lou win

Lowest tier of the af security forces are still better than marine or army MPs though lmao

Sure thing kiddo.

Aim for the stars.

That's a fact man. Have you ever been pulled over by one

ya lou won his primary

Yes.

They don't understand the concept of "Of the troops and for the troops"

Were you the most sober one in the convo?

Because I was all 3 times lol

It was at 0830 in the morning and I was coming back from the gym by the air base near my town, stopping by the PX for cheap cigarettes,