I had to do kp in boot because of fuck ups in my training flight, then had to do it in tech school because they regularly found cocaine in the security forces dorms. Couldn't fucking escape it

dude, cocaine?

wtf?

Yeah

lol

Were you in a Security Forces detachment? Lol, that's awkward.

atleast anit meth

This is the tech school training dorms lol

the dudes who do the drugs test are the dudes taking drugs

Security forces were notorious for it

Fucked up

Penis gazers are chad.

"Certified Urinalysis Distributer"

Means "I get to watch men whip out dicks and piss into a cup"

Security forces were made up of a lot of fuck ups and dirt bags tbh. Lower tier of the af. I signed up because of the bump in grade due to experience and an interest in law enforcement

>Wearing a beret in cammies

I am Lou Barletta.

Glad the Army did away with that shit

did lou win

Lowest tier of the af security forces are still better than marine or army MPs though lmao

Sure thing kiddo.

Aim for the stars.

That's a fact man. Have you ever been pulled over by one

ya lou won his primary

Yes.

They don't understand the concept of "Of the troops and for the troops"

Were you the most sober one in the convo?

Because I was all 3 times lol

It was at 0830 in the morning and I was coming back from the gym by the air base near my town, stopping by the PX for cheap cigarettes,

and I "ran a red light"

Or a stop sign, idk what he said.

He was a total prick.

He knew I was an MP too.

Lol one tried to get me for rolling stop

Motherfucker.

every Airman SF I've encountered, whether driving around or doing gate duty has a baby face.

Doesn't matter, they could be a 36 year old NCO, doesn't matter. Baby faced.

Yeah so

Lol jk

True kinda

I recall a lot of that