Message from @ChillS

Discord ID: 446430346658054163


2018-05-16 21:49:43 UTC  

<:smug:402400327313391616>

2018-05-16 21:50:37 UTC  

Fuck kp

2018-05-16 21:50:40 UTC  

The current state of cushy air force is concerning tbh, want to get in but i hear about all these acceptance seminars

2018-05-16 21:50:44 UTC  

Marcus, you need to talk to the Air Force and tell those nibbas to fix their ranks

2018-05-16 21:50:47 UTC  

Confusing af

2018-05-16 21:51:08 UTC  

Like 19 fucking chevrons for some E-6?

2018-05-16 21:51:09 UTC  

First red flag that you are assigned a shit detail, your instructor tells you how much it's NOT a shit detail.

2018-05-16 21:51:10 UTC  

Bruh.

2018-05-16 21:51:13 UTC  

That was fucking kp

2018-05-16 21:51:36 UTC  

Lol check our e-9

2018-05-16 21:51:55 UTC  

Jamal and sharkeisha are the same as me

2018-05-16 21:52:41 UTC  

Don't get me started. I was on KP with a couple of others and the cooking crew, one of the KPs puked and some of it got into one of the big bowls or whatever, the fucking NCOIC grabs the bowl rinses it out and says "Guys look, that never happened. See? Where is it? Ok, carry on."

2018-05-16 21:52:46 UTC  

I was so disturbed.

2018-05-16 21:53:16 UTC  

The kid left but still

2018-05-16 21:53:18 UTC  

@IAmHiding <:smug:402400327313391616>

2018-05-16 21:53:24 UTC  

That bowl should have been melted down.

2018-05-16 21:53:28 UTC  

Yumm

2018-05-16 21:53:31 UTC  

Now just rinsed out fuck

2018-05-16 21:53:37 UTC  

😋

2018-05-16 21:54:35 UTC  

Glasses are satanic because those with poor vision are perverts and God took away their vision

2018-05-16 21:54:48 UTC  

Just putting that out there

2018-05-16 21:54:54 UTC  

To all you eyelets

2018-05-16 21:55:23 UTC  

I have one shitty eye

2018-05-16 21:55:57 UTC  

I had to do kp in boot because of fuck ups in my training flight, then had to do it in tech school because they regularly found cocaine in the security forces dorms. Couldn't fucking escape it

2018-05-16 21:56:09 UTC  

dude, cocaine?

2018-05-16 21:56:12 UTC  

wtf?

2018-05-16 21:56:19 UTC  

Yeah

2018-05-16 21:56:20 UTC  

lol

2018-05-16 21:56:38 UTC  

Were you in a Security Forces detachment? Lol, that's awkward.

2018-05-16 21:56:40 UTC  

atleast anit meth

2018-05-16 21:57:10 UTC  

This is the tech school training dorms lol

2018-05-16 21:57:16 UTC  

the dudes who do the drugs test are the dudes taking drugs

2018-05-16 21:57:27 UTC  

Security forces were notorious for it

2018-05-16 21:57:34 UTC  

Fucked up

2018-05-16 21:59:06 UTC  

Penis gazers are chad.

2018-05-16 22:00:06 UTC  

"Certified Urinalysis Distributer"

2018-05-16 22:00:22 UTC  

Means "I get to watch men whip out dicks and piss into a cup"

2018-05-16 22:00:26 UTC  

Security forces were made up of a lot of fuck ups and dirt bags tbh. Lower tier of the af. I signed up because of the bump in grade due to experience and an interest in law enforcement

2018-05-16 22:00:56 UTC  

>Wearing a beret in cammies

2018-05-16 22:00:56 UTC  

I am Lou Barletta.

2018-05-16 22:01:04 UTC  

Glad the Army did away with that shit