You know how it sucks to wipe your butt with one hand when you're on your cell phone?
imagine not being able to pocket your phone for a second
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Oof
I had this idea that I can sell special carpets for the bathroom. I had that idea when I watched my dog having worms again.
That way you can keep both hands on your cell phone and still wipe.
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Neat
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Uhhh
Don't steal my idea please.
It's goign to make a lot of money.
You sure it’s a good business idea?
Absolutely.
just need to draw investment funds
It's the perfect thing for Millennials.
I already have a slogan.
it would unironically be amazing for the poor kids in africa that get their hands chopped.
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"So easy a dog can use it."
Or maybe "Leave your shit on the carpet, not on tumblr."
“Wipe your ass by being crass!”
good one
I see you are something of a business man yourself.
Why wouldn't you leave your shit on tumblr?
Ah, just the first slogan I made.
It might as well be it's only use now
If you don't need to use your hands to wipe, you don't need to wash your hands either.
You can keep them on your phone the entire time.
No interruptions.
It's genius.
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Imagine how much toilet paper we could save this way.
Ruined carpets instead
Everybody's a critic.
What have you ever invented?
how about a rail they can slide along that wipes, washes a dries their crack?
That might just potato ...
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Her insides become turgid.
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