@Deleted User WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I tried that and it's hard

I learned to wipe with my left hand ever since I started using my cell phone on the shitter.

Feels unnatural

You get used to it.

Great technology at times demands great sacrifices.

kek

Kek, alrighty.

I actually had a business idea.

@Deleted User it's great until your hand slips <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

You know how it sucks to wipe your butt with one hand when you're on your cell phone?

imagine not being able to pocket your phone for a second

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Oof

I had this idea that I can sell special carpets for the bathroom. I had that idea when I watched my dog having worms again.

That way you can keep both hands on your cell phone and still wipe.

https://tenor.com/JCIk.gif

Neat

...

Uhhh

Don't steal my idea please.

It's goign to make a lot of money.

You sure it’s a good business idea?

Absolutely.

just need to draw investment funds

It's the perfect thing for Millennials.

I already have a slogan.

it would unironically be amazing for the poor kids in africa that get their hands chopped.

1488

"So easy a dog can use it."

Or maybe "Leave your shit on the carpet, not on tumblr."

“Wipe your ass by being crass!”

good one

I see you are something of a business man yourself.

Why wouldn't you leave your shit on tumblr?

Ah, just the first slogan I made.

It might as well be it's only use now

If you don't need to use your hands to wipe, you don't need to wash your hands either.

You can keep them on your phone the entire time.

No interruptions.

It's genius.