Message from @Tricerius

Discord ID: 568481968573120513


2019-04-18 17:02:10 UTC  

Not yet

2019-04-18 17:02:14 UTC  

Well, I guess if they take over places, like Discord, they can be cringe, but it is the SJW portion is bad, the furry portion is just cringe.

2019-04-18 17:02:25 UTC  

.-. Tricerius, if you saying that “duh simply just switch a hand”, you clearly haven’t been a dude before, or you haven’t thought of the fact that in some point, you’d either want to immediately quit out of a porn tab due to: parents, kids, siblings, wife/husband, co-workers (if you’re some sort of freak to fap in office). Also, it is **awfully** less enjoyable without your dominant hand.

2019-04-18 17:02:38 UTC  

Motherfucker

2019-04-18 17:02:41 UTC  

I'm right handed

2019-04-18 17:02:42 UTC  

Lol

2019-04-18 17:02:44 UTC  

and I fap with my left hand

2019-04-18 17:02:46 UTC  

lmfao

2019-04-18 17:02:46 UTC  

Not true.

2019-04-18 17:02:54 UTC  

@Deleted User WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

2019-04-18 17:02:58 UTC  

I tried that and it's hard

2019-04-18 17:03:02 UTC  

I learned to wipe with my left hand ever since I started using my cell phone on the shitter.

2019-04-18 17:03:06 UTC  

Feels unnatural

2019-04-18 17:03:14 UTC  

You get used to it.

2019-04-18 17:03:24 UTC  

Great technology at times demands great sacrifices.

2019-04-18 17:03:28 UTC  

kek

2019-04-18 17:03:35 UTC  

Kek, alrighty.

2019-04-18 17:03:49 UTC  

I actually had a business idea.

2019-04-18 17:03:57 UTC  

@Deleted User it's great until your hand slips <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-04-18 17:04:07 UTC  

You know how it sucks to wipe your butt with one hand when you're on your cell phone?

2019-04-18 17:04:23 UTC  

imagine not being able to pocket your phone for a second

2019-04-18 17:04:27 UTC  

<:think_hang:378717098903470080>

2019-04-18 17:04:29 UTC  

Oof

2019-04-18 17:04:37 UTC  

I had this idea that I can sell special carpets for the bathroom. I had that idea when I watched my dog having worms again.

2019-04-18 17:04:55 UTC  

That way you can keep both hands on your cell phone and still wipe.

2019-04-18 17:05:07 UTC  

Neat

2019-04-18 17:05:17 UTC  

...

2019-04-18 17:05:21 UTC  

Uhhh

2019-04-18 17:05:23 UTC  

Don't steal my idea please.

2019-04-18 17:05:27 UTC  

It's goign to make a lot of money.

2019-04-18 17:05:30 UTC  

You sure it’s a good business idea?

2019-04-18 17:05:35 UTC  

Absolutely.

2019-04-18 17:05:46 UTC  

just need to draw investment funds

2019-04-18 17:05:47 UTC  

It's the perfect thing for Millennials.

2019-04-18 17:06:09 UTC  

I already have a slogan.

2019-04-18 17:06:17 UTC  

it would unironically be amazing for the poor kids in africa that get their hands chopped.

2019-04-18 17:06:20 UTC  

1488

2019-04-18 17:06:33 UTC  

"So easy a dog can use it."

2019-04-18 17:06:55 UTC  

Or maybe "Leave your shit on the carpet, not on tumblr."

2019-04-18 17:06:57 UTC  

“Wipe your ass by being crass!”