Doesn’t move much

@MountainMan I appreciate the concern but I need more alcohol in my system rn

Which means another glass of vodka on ice

I really want to try starks

Starka*

Or stolychia

Hmmm well then. Its your life, but at least partly follow my advice and dont drink TOO much.

Not good for you.

Stolichnaya*

Define too much

You know your own limits

I’ve never hit them

Tbh

good. and never do.

I keep drinking more and more and have never blacked out, thrown up, or had a hangover

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/donald-trumps-america/114665278/meet-the-guitarstrumming-kiwi-surfer-dude-whos-become-us-presidential-candidate-tulsi-gabbards-secret-weapon

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Oregon just unironically gave tax payer funded free shit to illegal aliens... The US isn't even a nation anymore...
http://magaimg.net/img/8ncd.png

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1158491859477520384

Oops...
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/dj-cooper-drug-test-reveals-pregnant-basketball-121023506.html

Look at the fuckers in the comments laughing

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1158346607542362112

https://www.koin.com/news/oregon-lawmakers-approve-millions-for-refugee-resettlement/

**Averiff#8701** was cleansed from the server.

pay for pablo, capitalist swine

Huh

Turns out British girls don’t have balls

I feel kind of bad forbwhat I said now

I slapped some girl on the shoulder while I was talking to her, and she said “abuse!” Jokingly

At least I hope jokingly

And I said “I’ll show you abuse, bitch”

Wow, that sounds bad

Hold shit

My friends and I are way too comfortable with each other

If we treat each other like thst

How the fuck

What the help

Hell

I just realized my friends and I threaten each other with knives as jokes

What the fuck kind of dysfunctional friends am I involved in, and why did it take me until I had a half liter of vodka in me to realize that