Message from @Nordhand
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I'd probably get arrested if I carried a hammer or a brick down the street
my bike lock which I won't get arrested for, is probably worse
and here Im standing in my garden with a machete to clear out overgrown shit that have been left alone for ages
john vore
ah but if I dropped a nuke on your machete it would be vapourised
I'm not sure my bike lock would be
<:kek:590371888480387073>
well but we both know they ban it soon as it making life for the criminals to hard
mate I think it was in AUS
you have guys with a padlock on can bandana or a hankercheif
My bicycle is not the most expensive
But it is decked out with hydraulic breaks and a different derallieur
It does not appear as expensive, but it is more expensive than it looks
I guess if the bicycle thief will recognise the worth of it they would be wanting it
But otherwise it is not appealing, just a regular thing
Yeah I've got disc breaks that look like they belong on a motorcycle.
It's a shithead magnet
In Bristol people duct tape their frames to make their bike look more shit than it actually is
<:kek:590371888480387073>
I'm there with original paint, upgraded brakes that come off a Downhill bike
oh and a BIG boye lock
and I don't look like I'm riding around on a turd
I know what I prefer
cus I've seen someone duct tape a £2000 frame
and it's SAD
and it's not MAGA
and where I live you can leave most bikes alone unlocked and it will still be there.
the only time you need to lock it up, is when glyphs and such passes by
Bristol is a warzone in terms of bike theft
The insurance documents for my lock refer to Tottenham in North London (where the football team is)
Head for head, population divided by crime
Bristol is worse than Tottenham
<:kek:590371888480387073>
so all the hipsters cant help them self to steal your bike
no, in this case
we have to be fair.
Bristol has more bikes
but the up to £10k pay out on the insurance refers to Tottenham
not Bristol