generally just bending them over my knee

VERBALLY

works just fine

The left are violent, but the right are effective

It's like Jeremy The Quartering. He said he's allowed his pistol concealed carry

but he's not allowed a taser

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giving some asshole the shock of his life is bad but mag dumping him in the chest is just fine

I'd probably get arrested if I carried a hammer or a brick down the street

my bike lock which I won't get arrested for, is probably worse

and here Im standing in my garden with a machete to clear out overgrown shit that have been left alone for ages

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ah but if I dropped a nuke on your machete it would be vapourised

I'm not sure my bike lock would be

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well but we both know they ban it soon as it making life for the criminals to hard

mate I think it was in AUS

you have guys with a padlock on can bandana or a hankercheif

My bicycle is not the most expensive

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But it is decked out with hydraulic breaks and a different derallieur

It does not appear as expensive, but it is more expensive than it looks

I guess if the bicycle thief will recognise the worth of it they would be wanting it

But otherwise it is not appealing, just a regular thing

Yeah I've got disc breaks that look like they belong on a motorcycle.

It's a shithead magnet

In Bristol people duct tape their frames to make their bike look more shit than it actually is

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I'm there with original paint, upgraded brakes that come off a Downhill bike

oh and a BIG boye lock

and I don't look like I'm riding around on a turd

I know what I prefer

cus I've seen someone duct tape a £2000 frame

and it's SAD

and it's not MAGA

and where I live you can leave most bikes alone unlocked and it will still be there.

the only time you need to lock it up, is when glyphs and such passes by

Bristol is a warzone in terms of bike theft

The insurance documents for my lock refer to Tottenham in North London (where the football team is)

Head for head, population divided by crime