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But it is decked out with hydraulic breaks and a different derallieur

It does not appear as expensive, but it is more expensive than it looks

I guess if the bicycle thief will recognise the worth of it they would be wanting it

But otherwise it is not appealing, just a regular thing

Yeah I've got disc breaks that look like they belong on a motorcycle.

It's a shithead magnet

In Bristol people duct tape their frames to make their bike look more shit than it actually is

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I'm there with original paint, upgraded brakes that come off a Downhill bike

oh and a BIG boye lock

and I don't look like I'm riding around on a turd

I know what I prefer

cus I've seen someone duct tape a £2000 frame

and it's SAD

and it's not MAGA

and where I live you can leave most bikes alone unlocked and it will still be there.

the only time you need to lock it up, is when glyphs and such passes by

Bristol is a warzone in terms of bike theft

The insurance documents for my lock refer to Tottenham in North London (where the football team is)

Head for head, population divided by crime

Bristol is worse than Tottenham

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so all the hipsters cant help them self to steal your bike

no, in this case

we have to be fair.

Bristol has more bikes

but the up to £10k pay out on the insurance refers to Tottenham

not Bristol

cus Bristol is even worse

for Bike crime

@MountainMan

NAWWWWW

nah they just want feeding

if they loved me they spend their time outside which is ALL DAMN DAY

using their apex predator hunting skills

to bring home some meat

I'm like nigga pls, you gotta put food on the table

This is literally my cat

Banana