that's still pretty based

I'm a Dad 17 years now. That's how I know how to Troll so well

🙄

Just like the mullah's in Iran when they shout: "Death to America!" and at the same fucking time their kids are literally studying in the U.S.

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EXACTLY

Trolls

Bruh when I was little I had only an hour of Vidya game time once every week <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

I am having

a shitty day

worse than a regular monday?

much worse

sup bro?

Anyone wanna take bets on. (TurtWife is Prego?)

spent the last 3 hours with my grandma

got a phone call from an unknown number "Hello this is constable X, is this <my name>"

Oh no

'...yes'
"do you know a <grandma's name>?"

*This is Operation Yewtree* <:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

Rood

She okay?

so a roofing guy has come to her house because he's done work for her in the past and her roof is fucked

they drew up a quote for the front of the house and she agreed etc

while they were up on the front of the roof they realised that the side of the roof and bay window were turbo fucked and asked if she wanted that doing

scamming?

she's agreed to that too but now she's got one quote for the first job and then a new quote including the original

Classic

interestingly actually not scamming her

I mean the work isn't great, and it's not the best price

but it's not ridiculous

and they did the work they quoted for

I've been up on the roof and had a look

I have one Grandparent left. She's not allowed these decisions.

Nana is not allowed this stuff. I go around.

but she took money out in the morning for the first quote

and then tried to take more money out to cover the second

and the bank has gone "wait a minute"

called the police

oh

police escorted her home

gj bank

she's confused af