Theres a place in Utah that sells all kinds of exotic meats

do they sell long pig <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

No just short pig

so... midgets?

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BIG FAT CHEESE COVERED PANDA STEAKS

lol

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https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/09/1acb1a8655587183.jpg

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/silicon-valley-parents-raising-their-kids-tech-free-red-flag-2018-2?r=US&IR=T
lol

@Fitzydog even the tech CEOs recognise that technology is cancer

Ooof

Yep this goes around for years. Silicon Valley types keep their kids off their phones etc

I'm an excellent Dad and I've always restricted screen time

Probs more than my own Dad did

But you're not a dad

that's still pretty based

I'm a Dad 17 years now. That's how I know how to Troll so well

🙄

Just like the mullah's in Iran when they shout: "Death to America!" and at the same fucking time their kids are literally studying in the U.S.

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EXACTLY

Trolls

Bruh when I was little I had only an hour of Vidya game time once every week <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

I am having

a shitty day

worse than a regular monday?

much worse

sup bro?

Anyone wanna take bets on. (TurtWife is Prego?)

spent the last 3 hours with my grandma

got a phone call from an unknown number "Hello this is constable X, is this <my name>"

Oh no

'...yes'
"do you know a <grandma's name>?"

*This is Operation Yewtree* <:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

Rood

She okay?

so a roofing guy has come to her house because he's done work for her in the past and her roof is fucked

they drew up a quote for the front of the house and she agreed etc

while they were up on the front of the roof they realised that the side of the roof and bay window were turbo fucked and asked if she wanted that doing