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rear neck choke?

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition yes, the classic

*nice*

I know a decent number of others but that was the one he presented me with

its also one of the best options when fighting someone bigger than yourself

Yup

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He’s 180lb and in the military

And I’m like 160 and have been going to the gym for 2 weeks

lol

Same guy who was making out with someone in your room? @Antiboom

Yup

lol

why did he attack you lol

fuck happened

I made a joke about spanking him with my belt

KEK

And he was like

“If that belt so much as touches my butt”

“Your head is going 5 feet through your wall”

thats asking to be belted

So I like jokingly put my belt next to his but

And gently touched it

And he jumped up and started trying to go at it

So I ended up behind him

And boom

He was on the floor foaming at the mouth

After punching me in the face

I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance

prolly has belt-PTSD from childhood

But he ended up okay, thank god

He shouldnt drink in that case lmao

Retard moment

imagine attacking your friend in his own house

yeah the good thing about blood-chokes is that they usually wake up fine

actual bruh moment'

Choking is kinda hot

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