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how are you
I'm still in bed :3
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@ShrektEffect
No u
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In other news I just choked my friend to unconscious
Because he tried to fight me and I kinda went blackout fight mode
He’s twice my strength though so I was worried in the first place
rear neck choke?
@Holy Intersectional Inquisition yes, the classic
*nice*
I know a decent number of others but that was the one he presented me with
its also one of the best options when fighting someone bigger than yourself
Yup
besides shooting them <:kek:590371888480387073>
He’s 180lb and in the military
And I’m like 160 and have been going to the gym for 2 weeks
lol
Same guy who was making out with someone in your room? @Antiboom
why did he attack you lol
fuck happened
I made a joke about spanking him with my belt
KEK
And he was like
“If that belt so much as touches my butt”
“Your head is going 5 feet through your wall”
thats asking to be belted
So I like jokingly put my belt next to his but
And gently touched it
And he jumped up and started trying to go at it
So I ended up behind him
And boom
He was on the floor foaming at the mouth
After punching me in the face
I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance
