And he was like

“If that belt so much as touches my butt”

“Your head is going 5 feet through your wall”

thats asking to be belted

So I like jokingly put my belt next to his but

And gently touched it

And he jumped up and started trying to go at it

So I ended up behind him

And boom

He was on the floor foaming at the mouth

After punching me in the face

I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance

prolly has belt-PTSD from childhood

But he ended up okay, thank god

He shouldnt drink in that case lmao

Retard moment

imagine attacking your friend in his own house

yeah the good thing about blood-chokes is that they usually wake up fine

actual bruh moment'

Choking is kinda hot

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@MountainMan

Germany

Germany

https://youtu.be/t55cC5dhsUw

Good morning diversity lovers

No u

ive hired visible minority women of color you guys got nothin on me

How can you have invisible women of colour

That makes no sense

He said visible you dumbass

Yes

Admirable move on your part good Sir

Why would he need to specify

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Shut up retard

Are there invisible ones?

Oh I think we're at 8 now

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