Message from @guacmerchant

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2018-11-03 06:16:48 UTC  

Tf the structure is moveable ?

2018-11-03 06:17:07 UTC  

let me see if I can find a pic

2018-11-03 06:18:09 UTC  

Last year in Ukraine with some friends just goofing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508162953531621376/800px-Repin_Cossacks.jpg

2018-11-03 06:19:12 UTC  

@Logan they look like they've had a few drinks and they still don't give a fuck

2018-11-03 06:19:16 UTC  

The McDonalds

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508163236516986880/abc.png

2018-11-03 06:19:19 UTC  

the title of that piece of art is also hilarious

2018-11-03 06:19:53 UTC  

What's it called?

2018-11-03 06:20:01 UTC  

And why is everything so cryptic?

2018-11-03 06:20:40 UTC  

"The letter to the turkish sultan"

2018-11-03 06:20:55 UTC  

@Flint this is probably Kazakhstan or China because there wasn't McDonald's in Kyrgyzstan

2018-11-03 06:20:57 UTC  

you could pretty much extrapolate the content of that letter from the picture

2018-11-03 06:21:28 UTC  

What a rowdy looking bunch of guys, I would not be comfortable in their company

2018-11-03 06:21:43 UTC  

same

2018-11-03 06:21:59 UTC  

i mean

2018-11-03 06:22:04 UTC  

if you understand what Cossacks are originaly

2018-11-03 06:22:08 UTC  

this would not surprise you

2018-11-03 06:22:15 UTC  

Conan the Barbarian levels of deceit

2018-11-03 06:22:24 UTC  

Cossacks were originally runaway peasants that settled on the frontiers and borders

2018-11-03 06:22:35 UTC  

because there would be no wealthy landowners in those parts

2018-11-03 06:22:48 UTC  

Selling wheat one minute, blades to your throat bartering your freedom the next...

2018-11-03 06:22:56 UTC  

Fuck yes I found that phoenix pic

2018-11-03 06:23:04 UTC  

Show the pic

2018-11-03 06:23:07 UTC  

and the govt of russia at first tried to capture some of them. but then they made a deal where they would protect the borders in exchange for freedom

2018-11-03 06:23:15 UTC  

I scrolled up, didn't see anything offhand

2018-11-03 06:23:32 UTC  

so they were basically peasants that were very tough and basically were vassals of the russian tsar

2018-11-03 06:23:56 UTC  

Just when I think I know history, you fellas bring me back down to earth

2018-11-03 06:23:56 UTC  

over time, they transformed into a more organized fighting force and became a crucial fighting unit of the cavalry

2018-11-03 06:24:11 UTC  

Cossacks exist even today

2018-11-03 06:24:16 UTC  

in fact, they are very right wing

2018-11-03 06:24:27 UTC  

I don't know Russian history at all outside of 1918 onward (and even then...)

2018-11-03 06:24:37 UTC  

The world's a big place...

2018-11-03 06:24:38 UTC  

their most famous stunt from the last decade is when they whipped Pussy Riot with whips during the Sochi olympics

2018-11-03 06:24:53 UTC  

Oh, that's them? I love those guys!

2018-11-03 06:24:58 UTC  

yeah

2018-11-03 06:25:02 UTC  

lol

2018-11-03 06:25:02 UTC  

based and redpilled

2018-11-03 06:25:16 UTC  

For anyone who has visited Kazakstahn, this is one of their ornamental gardens in Astana.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508164746554507288/phoenix.jpg

2018-11-03 06:25:22 UTC  

They should have consulted the painting

2018-11-03 06:25:47 UTC  

@guacmerchant that's cool, how do you know so much about the land of Borat?

2018-11-03 06:25:50 UTC  

@guacmerchant Wow, that looks pretty 60's scifi futuristic

2018-11-03 06:26:00 UTC  

raise your hand if you love retrofuturism