Message from @druiz

Discord ID: 565979774669815808


2019-04-11 18:58:28 UTC  

One day, India be a superpower. Take first poo on the moon.

2019-04-11 18:59:19 UTC  

i think apollo astronauts did that

2019-04-11 18:59:36 UTC  

I meant directly onto the lunar surface.

2019-04-11 19:04:32 UTC  

are nudes now called nakeds?

2019-04-11 19:04:47 UTC  

No. I was fucking around.

2019-04-11 19:05:07 UTC  

They have their priorities out of order, obvs @Mr Strontium

2019-04-11 19:07:20 UTC  

These are nakeds.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428785753477218307/565976193820786689/bbb0.jpg

2019-04-11 19:07:32 UTC  

AKA naked motorbikes

2019-04-11 19:08:35 UTC  

Try using that word on Google, a ton of motorbikes showed up in my case.

2019-04-11 19:08:55 UTC  

Is it a brand?

2019-04-11 19:09:23 UTC  

No, it's a type of motorbike. Motorbikes are insanely specific, way more than cars. Naked bikes have a lot less fairing than any other type of motorbike for the road.

2019-04-11 19:09:51 UTC  

I'm always learning shit in this discord.

2019-04-11 19:11:38 UTC  

Inside naked bikes you can find muscle bikes, which are naked bikes with "oversized" engines. They're heavy, tend to sound great and have great reliability (the big displacement allows the engine to be quite "relaxed" and last for long).

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428785753477218307/565977276064202787/bbb0.jpg

2019-04-11 19:11:57 UTC  

For example, this motorbike has a 1300cc engine. There're cars with much smaller engines!

2019-04-11 19:12:43 UTC  

It's not superpowerful (the 1000cc version is faster and more powerful), the engine is just for looks, sound and reliability.

2019-04-11 19:16:08 UTC  

I've never ridden a motorcycle. Too dangerous for me.

2019-04-11 19:16:59 UTC  

It's a lot simpler than it looks, speed (to a point) is your friend, makes the handling very easy (centripetal force).

2019-04-11 19:18:52 UTC  

I started riding dirtbikes when I was 7, hit 100kph on dirt for the first time when I was 11... I've ridden on anything from asphalt to cobblestones, dirt, mud, grass, sand and even snow. I once went down a ski slope on a motorbike (it was a shortcut on a one-day offroad trip)! πŸ˜‚

2019-04-11 19:19:47 UTC  

I got my 03 Toyota Camry up to 177 km once.

2019-04-11 19:20:32 UTC  

245kph on my dad's BMW 330d (it couldn't go faster) and I currently own a Renault Clio RS 200, which is mad fun on very twisty roads.

2019-04-11 19:21:33 UTC  

I haven't tried the top speed of the Clio yet (my area is full of speedcams, I'd need to go on a bit of a roadtrip), I think it's around 240kph too.

2019-04-11 19:23:05 UTC  

Thank God the fuckers very rarely install speedcams on twisty roads because I have a lot of fun on those. The Clio RS is somewhat small and it is meant for Initial D-like roads, it can be scary at times, sometimes I'm like "the car can probably go faster than what my brain allows me".

2019-04-11 19:23:42 UTC  

My brain = "You're going fast enough, it's cool enough"
Clio RS = "Try me, you fucking pussy!"

2019-04-11 19:23:50 UTC  

lol

2019-04-11 19:26:01 UTC  

Shit my car has for shits and giggles:
Β· Acceleration stats tracker (0-100kph, quarter mile, 1km)
Β· G-force meter
Β· Live telemetry (how hot everything is, how much you're accelerating, how much you're turning, etc)
Β· If you set a finish line anywhere and do a loop, it can count and time the laps

2019-04-11 19:26:29 UTC  

Also, a recommendation on how to remove a couple of small body panels to increase engine and brake cooling.

2019-04-11 19:26:55 UTC  

I don't need all that... I don't think so. πŸ˜‚

2019-04-11 21:45:59 UTC  

NPC: We need more women in STEM!

2019-04-11 21:54:51 UTC  

Shoving women into STEM is not gonna end well. Let the few who are genuinely interested try. The woke ones have no business there.

2019-04-11 21:55:33 UTC  

*says this as a woman currently studying chemical engineering*

2019-04-11 21:56:31 UTC  

I didn't know you were a woman.

2019-04-11 21:57:03 UTC  

Now you know. I just prefer being an otamatone online

2019-04-11 21:57:48 UTC  

Doesn't bother me. Just a pleasant surprise.

2019-04-11 21:59:05 UTC  

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2019-04-12 02:50:28 UTC  

What doesn’t that ass clown have his monetary tentacles in at this point?

2019-04-12 18:04:09 UTC  

So bomb harder?

2019-04-12 18:09:10 UTC  

bomb harder and more frequently