because that is her online handle dealy doo.

well candiru is, anyway.

damn

Seriouly, what a bunch of shitty squares we are that you and I are the only ones on at midnight on a saturday.

Hu

Candiru?

Yeah, it's a refrence to that amazon fish that allegedly swims up your urethra, and an play on her name so it's pretty clever overall.

She has only one flaw

and that is that she is a nutorious pool pisser.

Seriously, it's not sexual or nothin' but she loves pissing in pools.

Kiddie pools, swimming pools, tide pools, she don't care. if it's a pool she has to piss in it.

The only minor blemish on an otherwise perfect human. Who gave me the most perfect baby known to man.

Lol

Herro

https://twitter.com/jasonelevation/status/954533932472717317

What a fun fact to know. Grumplebees wife likes peeing in pools. Lol

i kid of course.

Sure.

Why'd you drink so much?

at least in term of how indiscriminate she is in targets.

Had a large amount of rum to get rid of.

You could've made fruitcake with rum

I already did. It was left over from christmas. That is where the rum came from. And fruitcake's got too much sugar for non holiday eating.

How does fruitcake have that much sugar but still manages to taste bad in my opinion?

Lots of thing probably do that. Heck try a spoonful of molases sometimes. that's just sugar in another form.

But as I have evangalized in the past. You probably just haven't had a properly made one.

You could be right. And I find it hilarious you'd rather get stupid drunk than to waste the money and throw the rum away. Lol I didn't know that expired.

It kinda does.

Certianly not as "fresh" for lack of a better term. After a year.

Besides, gives me an excuse to get stupid drunk once a year or so. I don't usually drink because it's not a very good use of money.

Did you prepare for the hangover?

Never had one before. Already sobered up. Drank lots of water.

Thanks for caring though.

Oh and you're right about the Irish gene. I don't know what it is about it,but all the Irish people I've know can drink a lot. Even the women. I honestly think I would be dead if I drank that much in one night.

The Russians too. Can drink a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQhyD6e9sM

Nice

My dad works for a multinational company

One person in the Mexican wing said that trump was the best thing that happened to mexico

And yes he is mexican