Just roasting every weekend

So now I'm more resistant I guess

I was a life guard and would still get burned in a hour at the beach

Too much Irish blood

Maybe it doesn't help my case because I didn't spend too much time in the sun in the first place as a kid.

Even with sunblock?

I'm sure the freckles have something to do with it

Both of you are redheads that didn't graduate into full gingers? You just got freckles?

I heard freckles are a result of exposure to the sun but never protection

I'm not a redhead!

Here look

Just a redneck. My bad. The other one is a failed ginger

Thanks mom, feeling the love 🤧

Freckles without the red hair?

Merric, did you end up cleaning your house?

Mostly

My skin is not gross pale either

It is Wednesday, things can get messy.

Like true gingers

And I have salt and pepper hair

Since like 16

Translucent. It looks sickly.

So idk what is going on with me lol

You have gray hair? I found one the other day but I pulled that bitch out.

I have grey hairs. I blame my wife.

I have white hair

Like straight up white

No, I think that's all you Grumps. Lol

Since like 16

That's the elf part of you.

I guess so

Elf nationalism

Fight with me

No it's probably grump' s wife that made his hair white

Nah pops loves his wife. He seems like a good man

Elf race war

Reminds me I need to work on that Pathfinder campagin setting.

Man my character is a half elf in d&d

John Wick wishes his wife loved him as much as Grumplebee loves his wife.

I already know half elves are verboted in my campaign.