strategize your backup

eat more than what comes out

That's harder than you think

lol body stores poop thus making you more buff

and expensive if you don't work in a kitchen

your not stratergizing it correctly

Being fat used to be a sign of royalty

go buy 100$ in top ramen noodles and peanut butter

or prosperity

I'm not trying to get hypertension and have my kidneys shut down

gotta mix the carbs with the fat tho

You need to be fat and wear purple n blue to be considered royalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqbSaaMiX-4

they iz kangz

damn they wuz kangz!

lol

jinx you owe me your soul

i said it first means i laid claims to the foundation of which comes after there of.

your soul is mine!

dammit

800lbs

how prosperous is that?

I think you have to bow to them

not out of courtesy, it's just the gravitational pull they have

OOOOOHHHHHHHH

Don't get fat. It ain't fun.

You will need need new clothes, you will get tired easy, you will get irritations between your legs if you move a lot, and once you get fat is hard to lose weight.

Better give to poor people and do selfless, altruistic acts.

ugh now this spot's blown too. I'm gonna go do some silent prayer

https://youtu.be/hHtVx6FeJb8?t=14

0_0

I need this song

so awkward that he's sitting on the neck

imagine someone riding a horse like that

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qUBMbPNyym4/maxresdefault.jpg

also fuck horses generally speaking, not only are they dangerous but for whatever reason women pick up horses as a hobby and it's the most impractical fucking hobby to ever exist

2 things make me instantly swipe left on bitches and that's working in cosmetics and any mention of a fucking horse or a pony

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJTMlaO3x8

All Necks Matter !

just realized I never gave a single thought to the current vice persident compared to the last number