hey wb sat!

@Adderall Admiral52 The Haynes manuals are 50% off till tomorrow if you use the code "EricTheCarGuy"!!!

I woulda told you sooner, but some asshole keeps banning me

Ya my truck's getting up there in years... time to start fixing stuff on it

Everyone knows that's a myth started by prius owners because they have vaginas

I believe you have to have an incredible amount of arrogance to be an atheist

It's kinda short but good.

glad you saw it before I got the boot again, lol

It's about making yourself better and letting go of anger, it's perfect for those incarcerated with a tendency to shirk authority. There is a chunk on the evil of abortion, not gonna be having too many of those in the big house!

litnit on druugz

like making a fifi when u doin time

that's cuz you on the POT

HA! Would a moozy be firing up a big pan of bacon? I think not my goodfellows. CheckMATE!

idk wtf this pan is... ceramic or some shiz

It's for my world-famous, award-winning, world-peace-enducing tater salad.

*inducing

me nigga. Prepping for the drive-in wif the boiz. We bout to tailgate that mug

I just finished bbqing the chiken too

nah son, me n the homie went to culinary school togeths, we wuz chefs n sheeit

It's pretty awesome. The markup for food is like 85-90%

So I save a lot of money but eat like a king

"gasping for their last breath" lol

ya you gotta stock the pantry

I buy in bulk and make good use of the deep freezer

I just picked up 10lbs of chicken quarters for 78c a lb

that's less than a buck a serving...

gotta learn how to be independent. Nothing wrong with knowing how to cook

learn how to keep up with the convo bruddah

I've never eaten frog before... my buddy said it tasted like chicken

doesn't seem like there's a lot of meat on them. I wanna eat the squirrels around my house

that would imply animals are evil since thoughts are of the devil... I think only humans can be evil

I'd eat a squirrel just out of spite... they terrorize my garden so

that's what I call them!

treerats!

I'm gonna find out once I get a slingshot

oh yea if any animal is evil it would be cats

that's not evil, it's good for the herd.

it's that animals don't have a sense of good or evil. They just do stuff. We would've been like that if it wasn't for that bitch Eve

Nah, if it wasn't for Judah no one would even know about Jesus today

it's complicated, the left would make her out to be a martyr and junk

and be like "see? toxic masuclinity" and use their mob mentality powers

The presence of evil is important. It shows us what not to do. And without it there would be no good. It's like yingyangs n sheeit.

but I think when you forgive and you give up judging you no longer assess "good and evil" subjectively and thereby return to the garden of eden

just a thot

I already doubted it

I was like, "Whatever thot, begone witchyo stank pootydank"

It's because they look human and you attribute their actions to you...

like anthrompopmoprism

they are literally children of the lie, and idk about you but I can't judge a child... they're just dumb. You tell them "NO" and keep it moving

I gotta try so hard not to eat this food before the movie. Gat dayum it smells so good

Speakin o which I startta got getting ready. I'll peeps yalls lates

niggas. I just got an offer to appear on Judge Judy!!!

My former tenant is suing me for holding his deposit because he violated his rental agreement. I'm totes gonna do it, I hope he doesn't pussy out.

"public image" lol

There's no such thing as bad publicity

You sound like a woman, all worrisome.

You'll be fluting a different tune once some hollywood agent sees me and I harvey weinstein my way to the top!

You just jealous I'm about to get paid. Don't worry tho, I won't forget y'all little people. I'll let you cruise on my yacht every now and then.

My tenant was loud I had to give him the boot, he's trying to sue me but I don't give a hoot!

I did. They said to go through the courts. They couldn't do nothing, like a bunch of spoilsports.

Being a nuisance is against the law. Eviction notice served, he should forgive his paw.

I hope my tenant doesn't puss out. He's gonna lose anyway, he might as well get paid.

I have the letter here in my hands. Win or lose it says you get paid. Showbiz here I come, I hit the big-time y'all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-cvcw3ngM

@Hake No worries mang. Btw the thumbnail for today's show (wed 22 may) has yesterday's date on it.

Y'all gay.

I'm only gay on the weekends

Remember to stick to the list of approved conversation topics as dictated by our oberfuhrer.

Stop talking to me about this thoughtcrime! You're gonna get me banned again!

THE WALL GOIN UP!

yuck, destiny has a reddit page. Figures as much

"guy"

My neighbor friend tried to make me take my maga hat off when he gave me a ride to the store. No dice, kid!

Cold showers boost testosterone and put hair on your chest. Only betas take warm showers.

https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/entertainment/article/Naomi-Wolf-and-publisher-discussing-fixes-for-new-13892932.php

Naomi Wolf writes a book about gays being executed in England for sodomy only to find on-air that she misinterpreted a legal term and they were not executed at all!!!

Smegal sez "giiiiveeee meeeee myyyy preeeecchhiiouuuussss"

90's music is wack

"I get knock d down, but I get up again... "

"I said HEY.... Whutz goin on"

"my love is like.... a rooolerocoaaster baybebaybe"

Yucksville

lol that evil woman is all up in the youtube comments!

@Hake What's the name of the Bright Lights song used in the Fallen State intro?

100%

The girl with the pink boots. She's hitting up every single comment that was remotely critical of her and sperging out a list of excuses

Yup

wiseweeb?

the incel was based

It's the parents letting their kids go to those npc factories

If I have a kid I'm telling him to learn to weld

I just checked, mine's 12 yrs old too. Huzzah brother! Huzzah!

I thought Russia was more based

Where men were men and the women were women.

Betablocker!!!

He would get cucked so hard.

thx for the sub!

slowly my army is growing

Nah it would be like drinking a protein shake after a workout. You know it's gross but you gotta do it if you want them gainz.

nah Fox/lucasarts is cool with it. The only time they copyright struck me is when I tried to monetize it. I took it off and they released their claim.