Damn that looks good

I don't chew gum

Or I could put rubber bands around my face and read Tolstoy out loud

either way it doesn't matter cuz I'm not fat

😮

I wish I was though, because when you're fat it's like carrying your gym around with you

anyone seen an hbo show called barry?

I've never read his books any of them good?

it's also like using your arteries as cheese pockets

I haven't witnessed barry

its a good show

I tried to get fat. It's hard work... you have to eat a lot, even when you aren't hungry

Just eat peanut butter

peanut butter is protein......

mass gainnsss

and fat

yeah

I was burning so many calories at work when I did room service.... I ate like every half hour, still couldn't put on weight

it makes you fat cus it slows the poop down

strategize your backup

eat more than what comes out

That's harder than you think

lol body stores poop thus making you more buff

and expensive if you don't work in a kitchen

your not stratergizing it correctly

Being fat used to be a sign of royalty

go buy 100$ in top ramen noodles and peanut butter

or prosperity

I'm not trying to get hypertension and have my kidneys shut down

gotta mix the carbs with the fat tho

You need to be fat and wear purple n blue to be considered royalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqbSaaMiX-4

they iz kangz

damn they wuz kangz!

lol

jinx you owe me your soul

i said it first means i laid claims to the foundation of which comes after there of.

your soul is mine!

dammit

800lbs