^

I guess this is what people do when they are home from college

but really lowering the mood

Sad

id post the profiles but far too raunchy and degenerate

fellas

i was with a bunch of friends last night

one of them was wearing a fedora as a joke

and we facetimed this chick

and he did a really bad fake russian accent

for like 3 hours

and she believed it

women are literally pea brains

he spoke in third person the entire time

You talked to a random girl on the web for three hours

<:brainlet:402673657391874059>

na they knew her

it lasted till 3 am

and she believed it the entire time

<:cute:450401147782692864>

I want that emote

@BikerBandito

https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/996824354095796224

http://archive.is/dWS6x

Lmao

Please

https://twitter.com/X8GUTSHOT/status/1001101968969027584

One time I concealed carry my handgun in south jersey

https://twitter.com/F2MMR/status/1000502018648281089

Outside the waistband though

Shutup lol

Stop lying dusty

@Marcus Antonius I'm not lying

I did it

https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1001106083199574021

LMFAO

my guy Nick is off the charts today

manning should have actually killed herself

Nope