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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
<:FeelsDabMan:689862403692691525>
<:ReallyNigga:763684196744167433>
D.C is mad
LOL
Looks like from movie or show
Funny thing is that, you never see a black emo
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tl;dr
gotta have my dr squatch!
Tfw censoring sowell now
thomas sowell is an honorary white dude
<:ragChad:689862442695524359>
got sausages in rolls
woah
wtf
so did i
how odd
this is the first time I have had sausages in rolls for years
are they kolaches
Thomas sowell usually seems to have an overwhelming amount of common sense
and I think that is something bound to be censored in some way
ohhhhh, no, mine are in bread rolls, not pastry, with cheese, mayo and tomato sauce
No more work for today. Renting a truck to visit Washington . Who wants to hop in? @thrill_house @The Reaper @Nero
kind of like a burger but sausage instead
Its not just black culture but there genetics..
ah ok