@IAmHiding

Joe is a trustworthy fella

Unless he's on the shine

its possible but marcus and hiding are just the right and left hamnds of nick

so by transitive property it was nick

It was hiding being a dick.

Oy vey a Goldstein

@goldstein No jews. Please leave.

A wild Goldstein appeared!

I wonder what it's like inching closer death's doorstep every second. Must be scary being boomer

It's ok boys, I'm gods chosen catholic

*goys

huey longs alt

Okay sholmo @goldstein

@Punished Scaredd nibba the boomer thing is a meme anyone over 25 is a boomer here

True

25 you're halfway there

I feel really gay typing this out

Did you hear about Henry Ford's original air conditioning system? In the early '50s, air condition in cars was still not really an option. However, these 3 brothers, Jews, the Goldsteins (Maximus, Hiram, and Logan), invented a portable AC unit that could easily fit in cars. They tried to sell it to Ford, but as you may know, he was pretty woke on the JQ, so he had to think about it.

Eventually, he offered them one million dollars, but the said they would only accept if he agreed to put their names in all of the cars. He shook their hands and accepted the offer, noting that they didn't actually specify last name (couldn't have Jewish names on all of his cars!).

This is why, to this day, every Ford with an air conditioning has their names in it. Max, Hi, and Lo.

Too much reading

No way

Also, Joe, I don't have nor need an alt.

I need a spruce

Source

Gotta be spicy pasta

Listen folks, it's a pretty good joke to tell bluepilled relatives who will still find it funny okay

Henry Ford makes shit cars

PERFECT Thanksgiving joke

Truth, Fords have been garbage for like 50 years

I actually like it

Gonna post on Facebook rt

They've always been shit. It's the only make you see in the shop

Tag my boss

It's my dad's favorite joke. (He's a full-on Ron Paul Republican lol)

@Punished Scaredd I own a 194x Ford 2N tractor, still does heavy labor on a regular basis, built like a tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kbWxA2D_9M tfw no duginist gf three way in a hotel

I bet he fucked them both

like a chad

No

DUDE