Message from @Xychotic

Discord ID: 568230304385466399


2019-04-17 21:26:25 UTC  

Albus dumbledore is also gae

2019-04-17 21:36:55 UTC  

He wasn't, until JK Rowling virtue signaled and said he was

2019-04-17 22:14:37 UTC  

I have gay friends who are huge potter fans and their like, "Dumbledore is straight as fuck, who do you think is plowing professor mcgonagall?"

2019-04-17 22:25:32 UTC  

They are?

2019-04-17 22:26:05 UTC  

gay gaydar is supposedly orders of magnitude better than straight gaydar.

2019-04-17 22:26:35 UTC  

If they say he's straight, I believe them. JK Rowling needs to calm her tits.

2019-04-17 22:27:06 UTC  

Or, as Disney says, "Hakuna her tatas."

2019-04-17 22:30:57 UTC  

I have a lot of gay friends and the consensus from the gay community (they actually had this discussion) is that Dumbledore is straight.

2019-04-17 22:31:11 UTC  

Many wish he wasnt.

2019-04-17 22:59:10 UTC  

<:look_up:540625104032497674>

2019-04-17 22:59:14 UTC  

Uh.....

2019-04-17 23:15:55 UTC  

sup, bitches?

2019-04-17 23:19:32 UTC  

When I say dumbledore I mean the actor

2019-04-17 23:22:50 UTC  

Whoops, wrong thing, also yeah I really thought he was gay cause that bitch said he had a boyfriend

2019-04-17 23:37:26 UTC  

lfa?

2019-04-17 23:37:29 UTC  

who dat again?

2019-04-17 23:45:46 UTC  

some random ass shit

2019-04-18 00:19:48 UTC  

Certified how

2019-04-18 00:23:39 UTC  

Dumbledore is diddling little wizards face it

2019-04-18 00:23:49 UTC  

Kill your childhood

2019-04-18 00:24:21 UTC  

Terrible. It's Dumbedore not Dumble-Biden.

2019-04-18 00:30:43 UTC  

U think theres a spell that gives u super cock

2019-04-18 00:43:31 UTC  

Lemme check

2019-04-18 00:48:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/568236394502160396/Screenshot_20190417-174824_Chrome.jpg

2019-04-18 00:49:23 UTC  

....

2019-04-18 00:53:59 UTC  

Remove the bush and it looks bigger

2019-04-18 01:02:01 UTC  

<:pikasmirk:565424846956265474>

2019-04-18 01:05:53 UTC  

Doesnt ur bush contain ur pheromes

2019-04-18 01:06:07 UTC  

Or is that psuedo science

2019-04-18 01:09:43 UTC  

That area is where you have glands that release pheromones, same as your pits, the hair more or less keeps the funk in place.

2019-04-18 01:17:23 UTC  

oh my fucking God what is that website?

2019-04-18 01:19:30 UTC  

nvm found it

2019-04-18 01:26:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/568245842360664084/unknown.png

2019-04-18 01:33:44 UTC  

ha, doesn't that belong in memes?

2019-04-18 01:34:01 UTC  

No it belongs here

2019-04-18 01:34:05 UTC  

😉

2019-04-18 01:45:20 UTC  

They stole my Crickets!

2019-04-18 01:53:32 UTC  

What books could I read to better myself as a man? I've been reading a lot of religion and classical fiction lately but I want to read something that will actually help me improve myself

2019-04-18 01:55:32 UTC  

Improve you in terms of what

2019-04-18 01:56:06 UTC  

Better yourself as a man is very broad

2019-04-18 01:56:50 UTC  

I know you mean something practical