Message from @DankChum

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2019-06-02 21:03:57 UTC  

They were weak af. As you'd expect from a chick.

2019-06-02 21:03:58 UTC  

HOLY SHIT

2019-06-02 21:04:02 UTC  

yeah the guy I trained under knew his stuff but had brain damage I think through his training

2019-06-02 21:04:06 UTC  

I've been struck with *cravings*

2019-06-02 21:04:18 UTC  

Cravings for what?

2019-06-02 21:04:23 UTC  

carbs

2019-06-02 21:04:33 UTC  

When was your last meal?

2019-06-02 21:04:38 UTC  

two hours ago

2019-06-02 21:04:49 UTC  

Do you have splenda or stevia handy?

2019-06-02 21:05:02 UTC  

What kind of injures is a person likely to receive if he entered any of the martial arts that you have trained in?

2019-06-02 21:05:21 UTC  

You might be able to curb the craving with some bulletproof coffee or "bulletproof cocoa"

2019-06-02 21:05:23 UTC  

you're unlikely to get anything but maybe a broken bone if things get out of hand

2019-06-02 21:05:29 UTC  

I don't

2019-06-02 21:05:33 UTC  

sparring is fun and not too dangerous @Sparky

2019-06-02 21:05:47 UTC  

tae kwon do's most likely injuries are going to be joints and ligaments if you don't prehab properly.

2019-06-02 21:05:51 UTC  

i got my knees a bit fucked up a couple times

2019-06-02 21:05:58 UTC  

but nothing serious

2019-06-02 21:06:05 UTC  

They otherwise train with plenty of padding.

2019-06-02 21:06:05 UTC  

Am not keen on having a broken bone because of some nigga was being an asshole.

2019-06-02 21:06:06 UTC  

also the joints in my fingers are still weird

2019-06-02 21:06:06 UTC  

ALWAYS ALWAYS stretch before going in btw

2019-06-02 21:06:16 UTC  

You might get a charlie horse or, if you're really unlucky, a concussion.

2019-06-02 21:06:19 UTC  

just from repetitive punches

2019-06-02 21:06:27 UTC  

hitting things

2019-06-02 21:06:33 UTC  

I know, the master gave me said charlie horse.

2019-06-02 21:06:43 UTC  

and know who your fighting because there are some who are fair and some who are not

2019-06-02 21:06:44 UTC  

they dont hurt, or affect me in any way though so im good

2019-06-02 21:06:54 UTC  

Does Ahri like the grip that's the real question

2019-06-02 21:07:44 UTC  

i can grip her hips just fine

2019-06-02 21:07:47 UTC  

alright

2019-06-02 21:08:22 UTC  

Damn. Am not the sort of guy looking to have a conversation with a person on my martial art class because i just came there to train not to chit-chat.

2019-06-02 21:08:37 UTC  

Don't be a fucker.

2019-06-02 21:08:47 UTC  

then work out instead and train through video

2019-06-02 21:08:48 UTC  

These guys are there for the same reason you are. Chill out.

2019-06-02 21:09:11 UTC  

Well you can't blame me since at least am not being an asshole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-06-02 21:09:38 UTC  

I absolutely can blame you. You're bitching about a guy trying to be civil.

2019-06-02 21:09:49 UTC  

You sound like a thot complaining that she's getting attention.

2019-06-02 21:09:50 UTC  

the only chit chat you'll mostly get is someone actually trying to teach you.
if you want it tough, go the popp route and ask to fight exclusively instead of being trained there

2019-06-02 21:10:42 UTC  

ok.

2019-06-02 21:10:51 UTC  

there are a lot of places that you can choose to spar exclusively but you'll get your head handed to you for a while

2019-06-02 21:11:08 UTC  

Does anyone know about all possible retirement accounts/tax avoidance options for US specific people? I know if you max 401k, HSA and IRA it's $28,500 per year for tax-deferred accounts. Other than real estate, self-employment SEP-IRA or llc/scorp; I can't think of any others.