Your instructor isn’t your friend.

Well i assume that i would be fucked if i purchased a lesson on a particular martial art and then find out that the teacher is useless. Basically causing me to lower the amount of money i have.

my instructor had mental issues @YuriBezmenov

The guy I wanted to train with was apparently a loopy motherfucker.

Thats a shame @DankChum

But when I trained in tae kwon do, it was the master's B-side studio. Basically baby sitting.

Except his daughters. Those chicks could wreck you... if you were made of paper.

They were weak af. As you'd expect from a chick.

HOLY SHIT

yeah the guy I trained under knew his stuff but had brain damage I think through his training

I've been struck with *cravings*

Cravings for what?

carbs

When was your last meal?

two hours ago

Do you have splenda or stevia handy?

What kind of injures is a person likely to receive if he entered any of the martial arts that you have trained in?

You might be able to curb the craving with some bulletproof coffee or "bulletproof cocoa"

you're unlikely to get anything but maybe a broken bone if things get out of hand

I don't

sparring is fun and not too dangerous @Sparky

tae kwon do's most likely injuries are going to be joints and ligaments if you don't prehab properly.

i got my knees a bit fucked up a couple times

but nothing serious

They otherwise train with plenty of padding.

Am not keen on having a broken bone because of some nigga was being an asshole.

also the joints in my fingers are still weird

ALWAYS ALWAYS stretch before going in btw

You might get a charlie horse or, if you're really unlucky, a concussion.

just from repetitive punches

hitting things

I know, the master gave me said charlie horse.

and know who your fighting because there are some who are fair and some who are not

they dont hurt, or affect me in any way though so im good

Does Ahri like the grip that's the real question

i can grip her hips just fine

alright

Damn. Am not the sort of guy looking to have a conversation with a person on my martial art class because i just came there to train not to chit-chat.

Don't be a fucker.

then work out instead and train through video

These guys are there for the same reason you are. Chill out.