Might just get a kid via surrogacy

>Buy the egg
>Rent the womb
>Rent the tit
>always triple source
>never single source

@eddy kade my "good woman" came home late one day driving another dudes car Fuck that

Honestly, and this may sound gay lol, but if I can talk to you one of you privately... I’d appreciate it... I kind of need I guess

[*laughs in virgin*]

I already own a fetus

He's my practice patty

@eddy kade You looking for boi pussy and we know it

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Nah @Based Tomoko

@eddy kade

@okokok if you need to talk privately about buying a fetus, I'm not sure how we can help you

This is a Wendy's, sir

Sir. This is a Home Depot.

I hear planned Parenthood sells lolli parts for cheap. You have to assemble them yourself tho

Since they use a vacuum on em and whatnot

wow

Water

Water is as gay as you are

Water

@okokok also your gay

WATER

URETHRA

i used to work at a home depot

with my buddy

URETHRA WATER?!?!

Me too

he still works with them

and he send me pictures of their bathrooms. diarrhea in the bathrooms always

shit filled jeans left on the floor

its hilarious

They're probably his jeans

You guys wanna see some pics I took on my work trip?

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I'm saying this cause hermit said I take too many pictures

Fuck you hermit

Love you tho

Stop trying to show us where you leave the bodies

It's like you WANT to get caught

In the Yukon wilderness?